Here’s The Remarkably Uplifting Story Of A Paraplegic Skier Doing A Backflip On The Slopes

February 7, 2012 – Eight years ago, Josh Dueck broke his back during a skiing accident that left him paraplegic. Four days ago, Dueck fulfilled his dream to do a back flip on snow again thanks to a "sit-ski" (on which he won the silver medal in the slalom at the 2010 Winter Paralympics) and a whole lot of heart. More »

Some Dude From Brooklyn Who Thinks He’s A Jedi Master Is Whining About His Light Saber Getting Stolen

February 7, 2012 – "The Bedford-Stuyvesant engineer was at a Myrtle Avenue bar last fall when a thief snatched what Obi-Wan Kenobi once described as 'an elegant weapon for a more civilized age' - a $400 custom sword Michael used to teach young Jedi honor and self-esteem.

Let Us Now Consider The Possibility That Madonna’s Halftime Show Was A Satanic Ritual

February 7, 2012 – Don't know where you fall on the whole "Music as Devil's Instrument" spectrum, but there is quite a bit to consider in the magnum "Satanic Ritual Performed at The NFL Half Time Show" post on "Consciousness TV." These for-your-consideration points include: • "Crown of Hathor, Isis, Egyptian... More »

This Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

February 7, 2012 – Here is Rex's gross anatomy teacher. He's trying to draw a pancreas. "This is now dubbed by our dental school class 'the pancrenis.'" Because Rex and his classmates are naughty aspiring dentists, oh yes they are. A friend of Alex S.'s took this shot at some sort of conference at which Pete... More »

Watch A Shopping-Mall Brawler With Panties Exposed Kick Her Foe In The Face

February 7, 2012 – This ladyfight outside the Giti 8 women's clothing store at the University Mall in Tampa was so mesmerizing in its brutal panties exposure that a reporter just had to take it and show it to shoppers who might have missed it. At the 0:21 mark, lady in dress is shown to be a wearer of white... More »

Biker Uses Woman’s Belt To Hogtie Driver Who Nearly Killed U. Of Texas Soccer Player

February 7, 2012 – Kylie Doniak is a four-year University of Texas soccer player who was among a group of people hit by a car in downtown Austin last Friday morning. Of those in the crowd, Kylie got the worst of it, suffering a "significant head injury, multiple rib fractures, a punctured lung and a large laceration... More »

"Cut Back To A Wide Shot. Open The Skull": The Faces Of Death Guy Looks Back

(Deadspin.com ) February 2, 2012 – John Alan Schwartz was on a California beach, trying to capture something life-affirming on camera. Or something that at least would contrast with death.   He had a woman and a baby in a hot tub. [io9]

"Cut Back To A Wide Shot. Open The Skull": The Faces Of Death Guy Looks Back

(Deadspin.com ) February 2, 2012 – John Alan Schwartz was on a California beach, trying to capture something life-affirming on camera. Or something that at least would contrast with death.   He had a woman and a baby in a hot tub. [Gawker]

"Cut Back To A Wide Shot. Open The Skull": The Faces Of Death Guy Looks Back

February 2, 2012 – John Alan Schwartz was on a California beach, trying to capture something life-affirming on camera. Or something that at least would contrast with death.   He had a woman and a baby in a hot tub. More »

Here’s A Nifty Little Assist From An Egyptian Soccer Match Today

January 31, 2012 – In today's Egyptian soccer showdown, Haras El-Hodood bested El Ettehad El Sakandary 1-0 on a this goal from Ahmad Hassan Mekki. But it was the trickery-fueled assist from Mohamed Tarek that truly bears mention.

Oh, This Is An Unfortunate Headline

January 31, 2012 – Writes tipster Craig H., the orally committed Jack Snowball "is a high school kid so tread lightly." Fine. Congratulations, Snowball. More »

This Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions

January 31, 2012 – Imagine, if you will, that you got into a bar fight in Grand Rapids, Mich. Imagine that bites are exchanged. Imagine that one of those bites lands on your nose. More »

The Million-Dollar Drexel University LSD Bust: A Slideshow

January 31, 2012 – 'Twas a bad, bad day for lovers of the LSD on the campus of Philadelphia's Drexel University. Seems as if the narcs, aided and abetted by a narc, busted a five-man ring which was "selling the drug for ten to thirty dollars a hit, and it's estimated that defendants were clearing about five to... More »

If This Drunk Canadian Just Kept His Mouth Shut, His Hat Wouldn’t Have Gotten Pissed On

January 31, 2012 – Oh, this poor, poor Canadian chappie. He's 34. He calls out a kid with a Mohawk because "we used to shave our heads." Then, he confronts brochacho wearing sunglasses at night in homage to Corey Hart, more likely than not. More »

Sorry Giants Fans, Chad McGhee Thinks The Patriots Will Dominate Your Team In The Super Bowl

January 31, 2012 – Chad McGhee, the dean of Texas high-school six-man football observation, has some thoughts he'd like to share about the NFL's biggest game of the year. More »

Some Guy From Queens Apparently Got Eli And Peyton Manning Tattooed On His Hairy Ass

January 25, 2012 – Writes tipster Derek B., "My buddy got this tattoo Eli giving Peyton a noogie today. He's a huge Giants fan." Clearly. "I have more pictures if you'd like to post this. More »

This Is One Of Few Quotes That Improves A Story About A Man Who Stole 10,000 Pairs Of Panties

January 25, 2012 – "He smelled them all the time even while driving," said police Major General Saroj Promcharoen. [Daily Telegraph] (H/T Fox5)

As Cop-Kicker Mugshots Go, This One’s Sadly Artistic

January 25, 2012 – "Medena Jones, while driving a green Jeep Grand Cherokee, reportedly hit a parked car and drove away at about 1:50 p.m., according to Manassas police Sgt.

It Seems As If The Big Yankees Fan Has Mentally Left The Ball Park

January 25, 2012 – Explains Michael Lapayower, "This is a parody of 'Sh*t Girls say.' All MLB Baseball fan's say Let's go (there favorite team name). I'm sure there's a bunch of things I didn't say. More »

This Week In Great Quotes Linking Soccer Injuries To Sexual Frequency

January 25, 2012 – "The girlfriend of German-Ghanaian footballer Kevin Prince Boateng has offered Italian media an unusual explanation for his recent thigh strain: the 24-year-old AC Milan midfielder loves sex too much.

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