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VanBurenBoy commented on According To Snooping Europeans, Candace Parker Might Be Pregnant (UPDATE: She's Offcially Bumped Up)

"Hopefully this doesn't effect Shelden's status on Mr."

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"Alyssa was really unsure as to whether or not she wanted to marry him -- that is until David assured her that she would still be able to have sex with everyone even remotely associated with the L.A."

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"I wouldn't worry too much about Rob Parker."

VanBurenBoy commented on Carmelo Anthony's Curious Love Of The Longhorns

"Carmelo is the illegitimate son of the greedy oil baron John Ross "J.R." Ewing Jr."

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"Leonard Little scoffs at Jackson's feeble drunk-driving attempt."

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"Bitches blow, Reilly."

VanBurenBoy commented on People Who Punch People

"If I wanted to see a black guy get pummeled, I'd just make a trip to Birmingham."

VanBurenBoy commented on SHOTY Final Four: Isiah Thomas Vs. Baby Mangino

"@UkraineNotWeak: ...while Baby Mangino will wait for the diabetes."

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"Rick Neuheisel reminds me of my obsessive ex-girlfriend."