Norman Mailer would kick all their asses.
Woah.
I had no idea Mackenzie Phillips and her dad were Titans fans.
Big-time college sports haven't been this out of control since Yale crew went to England and Faron N. Wakefield splashed Harris Walcott with water from the Thames.
The Yankees are really Method.
Paul O'Neill once had to dress as a gaping asshole, and to this day he hasn't broken character.
Larry really shouldn't wear skin.
He doesn't have the bones for it.
"If there was a more talented actress than Mildred Dunnock, I never saw her. Dunny was one heck of a gal."
Also facing a labor crisis: mob leg-breakers.
I think a white padora would really accentuate the lines on his pin-striped freepeace suit.
The Interrupter is a Vikings fan?
Let's just hope this has better results than Aplington-Parkersburg High School's surprise trip to the gun range.
If they mated:
It was also the largest spontaneous outburst of mass violence in Canadian history not involving a canceled Guns N' Roses concert.
I don't know, Spud. Were you there when the Tim Hortons in Hamilton ran out of doughnuts?
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Why does this remind me of Charlie Weis?
That's the best gun-related ink I've seen since the bullet tattooed on Budd Dwyer's throat.
Did he use a fake German accent like his father?
Let's see, there's Ricky Williams and Kristen Barnes.
I knew something was up when I saw them in matching anal beads.
I hate to say it, but the Oregon Ducks just blew it.
I believe the cherubic fellow bedecked in the blue colors of his university questioned the virtue of the other participant's female acquaintance. The Oregonian, ever the incredulous recipient of such an impolitic barb, evenly asked why the sanctity of a pure game--a collegiate game, no less--should be sullied by such abhorrent language.
The two quarreled, and the sway-bellied footballer was sent crashing to the earth.
@Arsenio Billingham: ...and I meant to put this in the previous post.
@My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH: But Oregon does have great uniforms.
