Arsenio Billingham commented on This Video of Matt Damon 'Flipping Out' on Adrian Grenier Is Fake

"Norman Mailer would kick all their asses."

Arsenio Billingham commented on Steve McNair Murder Scene An Ill-Advised Halloween Display

"Woah. I had no idea Mackenzie Phillips and her dad were Titans fans."

Arsenio Billingham commented on Cross Country Hazing Gets A Little Vampiritic

"Big-time college sports haven't been this out of control since Yale crew went to England and Faron N."

Arsenio Billingham commented on Yankees Not Clear On The Concept Of "Hazing"

"The Yankees are really Method. Paul O'Neill once had to dress as a gaping asshole, and to this day he hasn't broken character."

Arsenio Billingham commented on Lucky ESPN Employees Can Feast On The Invaluable Wisdom Of Larry King

"Larry really shouldn't wear skin. He doesn't have the bones for it."

Arsenio Billingham commented on Lucky ESPN Employees Can Feast On The Invaluable Wisdom Of Larry King

""If there was a more talented actress than Mildred Dunnock, I never saw her."

Arsenio Billingham commented on NBA Players Will Have To Call Their Own From Now On (UPDATE)

"Also facing a labor crisis: mob leg-breakers."

Arsenio Billingham commented on Jacory Harris Breaks Out The Pink Suit And Pimp Cup

"I think a white padora would really accentuate the lines on his pin-striped freepeace suit."

Arsenio Billingham commented on The Anti-Favre Debate Is Nothing But A Straw Man

"The Interrupter is a Vikings fan?"

Arsenio Billingham commented on Team Field Trip Gets More Baptismal Than Expected

"Let's just hope this has better results than Aplington-Parkersburg High School's surprise trip to the gun range."