@Dandy Koufax: I had the fortune of "talking" with one of Alex's hand-pick chicks at the Spearmint Rhino. Even she said he was VERY into himself and his "hygiene".
No mention of self-styled portraits as a centaur, though. We talked more about career paths.
"The official season kicked off yesterday, March 29th between The LA Sol and the Washington Freedom in Los Angeles. As seen below, soccer stars like LA Sol's Marta Viera da Silva, Allison Falk and Camille Abily..."
Don't forget look-a-likes Affirmed, Genuine Risk and Seattle Slew.