@Barry Petchesky: oh, that makes it so much better!
@Dandy Koufax: I had the fortune of "talking" with one of Alex's hand-pick chicks at the Spearmint Rhino. Even she said he was VERY into himself and his "hygiene". No mention of self-styled portraits as a centaur, though. We talked more about career paths.
Pete gets the gas face from Professor Prince Paul.
@bboston88: Tiffany's in the Millenium Mall, less than 30 min from Windermere. Cartier also, so maybe "Zales" is code.
@NordoftheBlings: actually just turned 41. but point well taken
@Pornosaur: agreed. Also, second rule of fight club is to jab and get out. Don't stick around for the answer.
Tony Dungy is the NFL's John Lucas. Lucas was clean before Dungy ever started coaching...recognize.
@GreatOdensRaven: It does require constant affirmation around here...
@Civil Negligence: That's horrible. Hilarious and make me choke on my chai, but horrible.
Eat it, Eat it, no one wants to be defeated!
Show em how funky....
@Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: Usain Bolt just announced as a free agent selection for the RAIDERS as their quest for speed continues.
"The official season kicked off yesterday, March 29th between The LA Sol and the Washington Freedom in Los Angeles. As seen below, soccer stars like LA Sol's Marta Viera da Silva, Allison Falk and Camille Abily..."

Don't forget look-a-likes Affirmed, Genuine Risk and Seattle Slew.

@FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns: The Canseco Stimulus Bill would be welcome in this time of chaos.
LaRue Martin feels left out of this conversation.
This was one time when I prayed to get rick-rolled.
@Elvicerator: Sportsbook.com has Baby Mangino as a 2-to-1 favorite, Erin Andrews Sideline Princess is 4:1.
@formerly Chief Wahoo: that make me read Suss-- post in an entirely different connotation.
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