junkie commented on Egregious Lack Of Banana-Stuffed Tailpipes Hurts Leaked 'Beverly Hills Cop 4' Draft

"Did Taggart die?"

junkie commented on Au revoir, Giant Hefty Bag:

""Hey, nice wedding ring." "Thanks, oh you're from Iowa too!" "Yeah, my girlfriend and I went there." "Well, the disabled stall is open in the men's room, whaddya say?"

junkie commented on The Creative Impasse Between Bill Simmons and ESPN Appears To Be Over

""that occasionally touched upon relevant analysis and avoids self-promotion, but only occasionally, 'let's not get carried away here' as my famous rich friend Jimmy likes to say - oh damn, did it again!""

junkie commented on Myron Rolle, Gentleman (Rhodes) Scholar

"That's how we Rolle in '24!"

junkie commented on Rinku And Dinesh Hit Big Time, Will Soon Be Rolling In Rupees

"Shabash!"

junkie commented on Your Hugh Jackman 'Sexiest Man Alive 2008' Keepsake Poster

"Rupert Everett is pissed he didn't know about this contest."

junkie commented on The A-11 Offense Will Revolutionize Football, Make You Dizzy

"@AusKosh: Whitlock has snuck into the comments again!"

junkie commented on Early 'Basterds' Outtake Promises Graphic, Tarantinoesque Drink-Spitting

"Tarantino gonna do wonders for spit-takes, just like toe massage"

junkie commented on ESPN Jerks Bill Simmons Around, Yet Again

"@bearface: You mean " that guy is a BASSbowl!""

junkie commented on Playboy Magazine Wants YOU, The Deadspin Commentariat!

"Dealing drugs has worked for many."