You people aren't even watching the fight. You're watching your cell phone, cheering on violence while you yourself stand to the side. It's fine and healthy to be scared of violence. That's why we should all try to make it a point not to encourage it.
WHAT?! Gawker and Deadspin are constantly posting videos of fights made by camera phone holders! I for one chuckle at them so I'm not saying they're evil or anything, but that is extremely hypocritical. This would be like McDonald's ranting about fast food causing childhood obesity!
What's worse- the one drug user or the drug dealer? the one smoker or the pop culture that glorifies smoking? the one prostitute or pimps and the society that looks the other way? etc, etc
Gawker and the other million internet sites have bred and created this monster. Don't cry when a few buildings get demolished.
The bar released a statement saying "Roosevelt won't stand for these charges."
Related: I used to live just a few blocks from this place and it's widely known for not letting minorities in (read their Yelp reviews). It's also the douchiest bar ever so they're not missing anything.
It's one part Bigfoot sighting and one part snuff film.
The reviews of Khloe's sex tape weren't as positive as Kim's.
Eating saurkraut always gives me the exact same eye-watering, gasping for fresh air farts.
I assume that's where the Germans got the idea for chemical warfare.
Wouldn't that technically be impalement?
"The guys in the kitchen recognized him"
She was on a date with Chicharito?
You could theoretically make a copy of the deposit slip. But yeah evidence-wise it means absolutely nothing. I could make up a deposit slip for a million dollars and say Kate Beckinsale gave it to me for being the best lover she's ever had.
A.J.: This Cashman guy left a small plastic dildo at his mistress' place. I've never seen anything like this thing. What a sick freak!
Drew: That's a toothbrush.
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He got the idea when Bill Simmons approached him and asked "Is that a pocket calculator or are you just happy to see me?"
Presumably killed for having an affair with the undercover agent sent in to infiltrate his inner circle.
Chris' story sounds like the plot of Curb your Enthusiasm if Larry ever got a vasectomy.
What’s The Medical Term For A Broken Face?
A "Patrick Ewing"
Taps performed by Michael Winslow?
I would hardly call the Battle of the Allia a "bar fight"
Stay away from the biscuits and gravy then.
You mean Jimbo Bond?
Andy Rooney
Drew Magary
Drew Magary
Same number of letters in each name. Both last names end with "y". Eery!
Oof.
Damn. I knew Joe Pa was old, but "Celebrating 125 Years"? Good Lord.
