DAULERIO wrote Sammy Sosa's new face has caused quite an international stir, but no more so than Chicago, specifically, the Chicago Tribune which did three different stories about Sosa's "cabeza blanca" that's captivated the nation.
http://deadspin.com/5403521/ 05:08 PM on November 12 , 1969

DAULERIO wrote Yes, Tim Floyd, has been hired to be part of the Charlotte Hornets staff after the firing of head coach Byron Scott. GM Jeff Bower is now head coach. [Yahoo!]
http://deadspin.com/5403452/ 03:46 PM on November 12 , 1969

DAULERIO wrote "I have champagne taste on a beer budget . . . I love what I do, but the bottom line is that I'm not making enough to pay for myself." [Page Six photo: Big Lead]
http://deadspin.com/5403355/ 01:56 PM on November 12 , 1969

DAULERIO wrote Sock? Still retired. Enthusiastic Guild letter after the jump.
http://deadspin.com/5403213/ 11:48 AM on November 12 , 1969

DAULERIO wrote The formerly dark-skinned Sosa spoke out about his ghostly new look and he would like to let everyone know that he's not dying or anything: "It's a bleaching cream," he said. You don't say.
http://deadspin.com/5402407/ 02:08 PM on November 11 , 1969

DAULERIO wrote Count Courtney Cummz as one of those of Us who've had their life altered by the plucky wit and sporty wisdom of Sports Fella through the years. Yes, Courtney works in the adult entertainment industry. How could you tell? (NSFW)
http://deadspin.com/5401747/ 06:56 PM on November 10 , 1969

DAULERIO wrote After messy arbitration hearings with the Philadelphia Inquirer, it appears the beleaguered paper will announce the unwelcome return of ALL CAPS column-writing. Yes, Stephen A. will be "back on staff" again very, very soon, sources say. Sock? Still retired.
http://deadspin.com/5400704/ 04:04 PM on November 9 , 1969

DAULERIO wrote I guess Simmons is searching for the stock Reilly®-esque friendly choke-fight pose during this book tour to better showcase his personality. He calls this one "wacky lobster clawed stroke victim." [BH]
http://deadspin.com/5400647/ 02:49 PM on November 9 , 1969

DAULERIO wrote I'm sure when he says "bum" he means "hero" and when he says "end this fucking game" he means "what an exciting 4th quarter." [Bsmeddy You Tube]
http://deadspin.com/5399537/ 07:54 PM on November 7 , 1969

DAULERIO wrote Yes, this has nothing to do with sports whatsoever. This is just completely embarrassing and awful and you won't be able to stop reading it: You're my hero!!!! My knight in shining armor!!! My private porn star!!!!! [GuestOfAGuest via Gawker]
http://deadspin.com/5399241/ 12:46 AM on November 7 , 1969