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#mediameltdowns
Breaking News: Red Sox Fan Is Terrible Human
A college newspaper columnist wrote the douchiest column in the history of douchey college newspaper columns. What's the sports angle? Check the author's headshot. There's your sports angle. More » -
#bravenewstrategy
Clip of Beaver Peeing on Reporter's Face Suggests CBS Is Courting the Failblog Crowd
CBS News has a new strategy for maximizing video virality: Slow-motion replays of their news reporters' most humiliating moments. [Gawker] -
#nhl
Optimistic Coyotes Fan Misses Point Entirely
An Internet commenter on the new shuttle service that takes fans to Phoenix's arena:"When I lived in Denver, the Broncos ran shuttles from the park-an-rides to the stadium. The Denver Broncos always sold out games. Good move!" [KTAR] -
#highinfiber
Columnist Literally Eats His Words, Proving Print Is Still Better for Some Things
Take that, new media. Let's see Arianna Huffington issue a retraction as awesome as sports columnist Rick Morrissey chewing up and literally eating the shredded remains of an old article. [Gawker] -
#thedailyshow
Jon Stewart Had to Watch an Entire Episode of "Hannity"
You know about how Jon Stewart caught Sean Hannity lying, basically, about the size of a conservative rally on his show? And how Sean Hannity apologized? On his daily program tonight, Stewart made fun of this, and it was funny. [Gawker] -
#sad
Funny Headline Features Culturally Relevant Acronym
Ha: the Christian Science Monitor has a funny headline: "Irish Priest Kidnapped in Philippines released by MILF" (Moro Islamic Liberation Front). ROFLMAO, until you learn that the MILF is a violent paramilitary group which sometimes beheads people. WTF. [Gawker] -
#soccer
The Best Taunt You'll See All Week
The Hartford goalie warms up for the shootout by doing cartwheels (20-second mark); Stony Brook's shooter doesn't appreciate that. Let's see what happens next. More » -
#poeticjustice
Illinois Man Takes Stupid Page from Stupid Letterman Blackmailer's Stupid Script
Looks like Letterman's blackmailer has set a ridiculous precedent for criminals: Claim that the evidence against you is nothing but a work of art! This guy's attorneys say his very threatening and unlyrical note was actually "rap lyrics". [Gawker] -
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#exclusive
Fox News Declares Cyberwar on Liberal Blogosphere
How do you annoy the maximum number of Liberal blogs with minimal effort? If you're Fox News, all you have to do is shut down the YouTube channel that supplies them with infuriating O'Reilly Factor clips. Today, Fox did this! [Gawker] -
#whimsy
Mario, Luigi Wanted For Assault, Battery
Super Mario Kart is the greatest sports game of all time; if you disagree, you are a Communist. That's why I bring you warning that the game is much uglier when translated into real life. More » -
#projectrunway
Live Blogging Project Runway, Week 13
It was last February that this season's final runway competition took place. So the show's editors have had nine full months to gestate and give birth the two-part final that begins tonight. Will it be a boy or a girl? [Gawker] -
#mlb
John Wetteland Hospitalized For His Mental Health
When police responded to calls of a possible suicidal person, the Mariners bullpen coach and former closer came out with his hands in the air, telling them he "needed help." More to follow as we get it. [KTVT] -
#conspiracies
Katie Couric Reveals Who Really Controls the Media
Katie Couric made a list of the "most powerful" people in media for Forbes and they're all... Jews. Kidding, only six of 11 are Jews. The real power belongs to computer nerds. Couric mentioned zero old media people. [Gawker] -
#picoftheday
Card Catalogue
[A curator directs the display in London today for the Royal College of Art Secret Postcard Exhibit, which is selling postcard-sized work by famous artists, whose identities won't be revealed until the sale is complete. Image via Getty] [Gawker] -
#duan
Chicago Tribune Deploys Troop Of Writers To Rip On Sosa's New Face
Sammy Sosa's new face has caused quite an international stir, but no more so than Chicago, specifically, the Chicago Tribune which did three different stories about Sosa's "cabeza blanca" that's captivated the nation. More » -
#oddsmaker
Tonight's Project Runway Finale Has Least Shocking Twist Ever
Tonight's Project Runway finale has the least shocking twist ever: the designers have to make another look. We never saw this coming! Like everything else, the finale is just a retread of better days. But we still have hope! [Gawker] -
#thejaylenoexperiment
Another Bell Tolls for NBC's Late Night Empire: Ferguson Finishes First
The news keeps getting better and better for NBC's Jay Leno experiment. Not only are Jay's own ratings falling to unimaginable low depths, sinking affiliates' news shows, but now the bottom is falling out on the rest of the line-up. [Gawker] -
#sportsguy
You Are Not The Cosmos: A Review Of Bill Simmons' Book Of Basketball
You've read Will Leitch's essay about the Sports Guy. Now here's Charles P. Pierce, sportswriter and author, with a somewhat different take. More » -
#copyfight
Google Forgot to Google Before Naming Programming Language
It would seem Google failed to effectively use its flagship service before rolling out its much-ballyhooed new programming language "Go:" Another language already had that name, and a significant profile on Google's own servers. [Gawker] -
#nfl
NFL Mercifully Ends Stupidest Product Placement Ever
Philly's Brent Celek was fined 15 yards for an idiotic TD celebration Sunday, when he raised his right leg just like the doofuses in those Captain Morgan commercials. And yep, the awful rum maker was behind the whole thing. More » -
#opencaption
Impared Vision of Love
[Can Mariah Carey see through her retro glasses that she is giving an old man the "Hey! Hey!" when leaving her hotel in London today? Image via INF [Gawker] -
#throwbacks
Are Your Clothes Hangers Sufficiently Sexual?
You know what you don't see so much any more? These. [Copyranter] [Gawker] -
#facebook
Class Action Suit in the Works for Victims of Social Gaming Scams
Facebook and MySpace might finally pay the price for the big social gaming scandal: At least one law firm is investigating whether to launch a class action suit on behalf of duped users. [Gawker] -
#newspapers
Unauthorized Alien Movie Promotion Will Save Newspapers
Struggling Alaskan newspapers have come up with a new revenue source that could well become a model for the whole industry: Being paid restitution by a Hollywood studio that used your paper's name without permission to advertise an alien movie. [Gawker] -
#nba
Brave Peacemaker Of Casino Cafeteria Chair-Throwing Lady Brawl Rewarded With NBA Assistant Job
Yes, Tim Floyd, has been hired to be part of the Charlotte Hornets staff after the firing of head coach Byron Scott. GM Jeff Bower is now head coach. [Yahoo!] -
#requestforinformation
It's been months since we outed some media deadbeats. Having trouble getting paid? Email me.
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#levisjohnstonwatch
Levi's Johnston Watch: He Is Naked with a Hockey Stick
We have confirmation from the set of Levi's Playgirl shoot that he has just posed naked with a hockey stick: "His ass is as smooth as a Sade song." Mark your calendars. This is officially Levi Johnston's Penis Appreciation Day. [Gawker] -
#hockey
IceGators Coach Defends His Stick Throwing Temper Tantrum
Brent Sapergia says throwing all his team's equipment on the ice wasn't a stunt. He was just really, really mad! (Says the refs weren't looking out for his players.) Tough, but fair. [Puck Daddy] -
#recaps
Glee: Dancing with Ourselves
Who thought crying for 45 minutes straight would be so fun? Well, try watching Glee, which will open up a can of emotional mayhem on you and then take a glitter shit on your heart. And you'll love it. [Gawker] -
#recalls
Maclaren: Choppin' Baby Fingers Since 2004
Fancy strollermaker Maclaren just issued its stroller recall this week, but it's known its products could chop off your baby's fingers for at least five years now. Why does Maclaren want Park Slope's streets littered with tiny digits? [NYP] [Gawker]
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