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#defamermovieguide
Nelson Mandela to Battle the Lovely Bones at the Multiplex
After a slow build-up, Oscar season is coming in like a lion. Mandela! Tom Ford directing! An Alice Sebold novel! This weekend's got prestige written all over it. [Gawker] -
#twitterati
Dirty Cocktails, Dirty Money, Dirty Mailmen
A senator accepted a bundle of cash; Susan Orlean imbibed something 'hard core;' and Ana Marie Cox touched someone again. The Twitterati had a lot of explaining to do. [Gawker] -
#tigerwoods
Amazingly, Tiger Heeding Rick Reilly'sĀ® Advice And Taking An Indefinite Break From Golf
For real? Woods has decided that his philandering has done enough damage to warrant this type of dramatic action. Read what the robot on Tiger Woods.com tells all the people: More » -
#apologies
Tiger Woods Abandoning the One Thing He's Good At
Tiger Woods isn't taking our advice: "I am deeply aware of the disappointment and hurt that my infidelity has caused to so many people... After much soul searching, I have decided to take an indefinite break from professional golf." [TigerWoods.com] [Gawker] -
#kreepiekats
Kreepie Kats in: "We Three Kats of Kreepie Are Still Hoping to Get a Gangbang With Terri Garr!!"
[Jim Behrle's cartoon kitties get into the Kristmas spirit the only way they know how: penguin entrails] [Gawker] -
#picoftheday
Lumber Jacked
[Matt Susser carries a Christmas tree into Mary O's bar on Avenue A in the East Village today. Image via Getty] [Gawker] -
#duan
I Saw Mommy Kissing Nightmare Ant
Sure, it's a little early—unless you're Jewish—but everyone's favorite NBADL mascot would like to wish you a happy and healthy Non-Denominational Holiday Time ... with visions of unspeakable horror dancing in your heads. More » -
#weekinreview
The Week the New York Times Bought Everyone Out
Even all of your favorite bloggers have taken sweet, sweet Sulzberger severance deals and will no longer be working after 6pm today. Luckily fictional freelancer Betsey Morgenstern was skulking around looking for something to do. She had quite the week! [Gawker] -
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#thecinema
Hollywood Elite Loves the Conniving Facebook Flick Script
There's a lot of lying going on in Aaron Sorkin's Facebook movie, and industry insiders love it: The script for The Social Network made this year's Black List, top screenplays as chosen by execs paid to read scripts all day. [Gawker] -
#collegefootball
Ndamukong Suh Gives People A Reason To Care About The Heisman
Nebraska's defensive tackle is the new sentimental favorite to win the Heisman Trophy, a famous award given annually by the media to whichever name they've written over and over again in their Hello Kitty diary. More » -
#classy
Jersey Shore Gets a Fist Bump in the Ratings
Hey guys, we did it! The ratings for Jersey Shore's second episode went up 50% to 2.1 million. That's on par with this season's The Hills premiere. When do we get our season two renewal? Pretty, pretty please! [Gawker] -
#opencaption
Fresh Prince and the Revolution
[Jada Pinkett Smith and Will Smith were shadowed by the blue light of hope while hosting the Nobel Peace Prize Concert at Oslo Spektrum in Norway today. Image via Getty] [Gawker] -
#facebook
Facebookarazzi: Stalking Celebrities Just Got a Whole Lot Easier
The implications of Facebook's recent privacy rollback will likely take months to reveal themselves. But it's already clear they go beyond Mark Zuckerberg's stash of intimate pics; we're already starting to learn new things about Hollywood celebrities. [Gawker] -
#deadliestjobs
Whatever You Do, Don't Take the Al-Qaeda No. 3 Gig
You will get killed, over and over again. Abu Yahya al-Libi, reportedly killed in a drone attack, is by our count the ninth No. 3 Al-Qaeda operative to be killed or captured. [Gawker] -
#stereotypes
See, Art Directors Talk Like This...
If you know some art directors, you know this sounds accurate. If you don't know any art directors, well, now you know they have small dicks. (Allegedly).[Copyranter. Click to enlarge] [Gawker] -
#pornagain
How Reality TV Took the Shame Out of Pornography
Look everyone! This guy who is going to be a contestant on upcoming reality show Conveyor Belt of Love was in gay porn! Ugh, this has become so commonplace it's boring. Now these genres go hand in hand. [Gawker] -
#parliamentaryprocedure
'Mr. Speaker, the Distinguished Gentleman from Dublin Is a Fecking Gobshite'
An Irish lawmaker unleashed the Full Cheney today on a colleague who was heckling him while he had the floor: "Fuck you, Deputy Stagg, fuck you." Which we had assumed was par for the course in Ireland, but apparently not. [Gawker] -
#pointcounterpoint
The Avatar Debate: It Will Suck
For 12 years, the world has awaited director James Cameron's follow up to Titanic. Today, the misguided prayers of a zillion fanboys have been answered, and they will be sorry. [Gawker] -
#nba
Shock: Man Who Once Likened Airplanes To Time Machines Was Heavy Into Drugs
The great Marvin "I ain't getting on no time machine" Barnes tells Chris Tomasson he made roughly $50,000 a week selling weed during his playing days. Oh, and he did some drugs, too. [FanHouse] -
#clipjob
Gawker.TV: The Five Best Videos Ever of the Day
Today at Gawker.TV,Ā Wendy Wiliams and Jersey Shore's Snooki unite, classic Antiques Roadshow reactions, a heinous Real Housewives facelift, The View ladies are unprepared for this morning's special episode, and a wrap-up of the Always Sunny finale. [Gawker] -
#recessionomics
Famished America Dreams of Purchasing Biscuit
The Way We Live Now: Munching on an affordable breakfast as our most valuable national institutions crumble. Culture? Broke. Harvard? Broke? Big stores? No more. Might as well shoot em up, shoot em up, shoot em up, bang. [Gawker] -
#deletedscenes
The One Where Mike Piazza Caused The Tiger Woods Mess
We get a massive amount of tips in our inbox each week. Some are pretty interesting, but don't get published for one reason or another. More » -
#overcompensating
GOP Chairman Michael Steele Gets Jiggy With His Interns
No, not like that. More like a deeply insecure bald man who's desperate to demonstrate to the kids that he's not like those other Republican National Committee chairmen. Here are the "hip" outtakes from intern portraits taken by Mark Odell. [Gawker] -
#sexwars
'Why Is Tiger's Wife Trying to Ruin Golf?' Wonders Typical Golf Fan
Today's big news about Tiger Woods, besides 14 new hookers coming forward: His wife wants him to quit golf! According to a probably made-up UK tabloid story. But it raises the larger point: Why is golf so sexist? And dumb? [Gawker] -
#yourprivacyisanillusion
Mark Zuckerberg Hates His New Facebook Privacy Policy, Too
Facebook's CEO has urged his users to carefully review the new "privacy" settings pushed on them by his social network. He should have taken his own advice: He's apparently locked down his photos since we rifled through them last night. [Gawker] -
#recaps
Jersey Shore: Mating Rituals
More than hair gel, fake tans, being "classy," or clothes with holes ripped in them, the most important thing to the young men and women of Seaside Heights, New Jersey, is hooking up. Here is how it all goes down. [Gawker] -
#collegefootball
All College Football Games To Be Settled By White Rapper Battles (Update!)
Not to be outdone by the only two guys in Iowa who listen to rap music, Georgia Tech fans would like to remind you about their opponents in the Orange Bowl of Awkward "Hip Hop" Videos, The GTGs. Lose yourself.... More » -
#ballsdeep
Sitters Vs. Standers ā The Great Wipe Hope
Today, we bring you a very special anthropological study that painstakingly details the bathroom finishing habits of the modern American male. Warning: things here are about to get a bit hairy. More » -
#mediacrack
The Harvard Business Review Will Show Your Ass What a Party Really Looks Like
In your finally Friday media column: Harvard Business Review does coke off pregnant hookers like it's nothing, the NYO gets a deputy editor, E&P remembered, and Bill O'Reilly hates Law and Order. [Gawker] -
#realities
Reality TV Attempts to Close the Barn Door on Actual Psychos
The producers of reality television want you to know they are as upset as you are about the post-apocalypse circus they've unleashed on America and they are really trying to do something about it. [Gawker]
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