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Duan!
Happy Birthday (And R.I.P), Dear Old Black Table
Six years ago today the internet heaved the mighty Black Table upon an unsuspecting internet nation, so it's my duty to pay respect.
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Comment by spinachdip: More foodie nerdiness - this Mark Bittman article on what to throw out of your kitchen is the absolute truth: 31 Responses | Other threads
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Eli Manning
Of Course Eli Manning's Wife Would Start Getting Frisky To "Single Ladies"
You'd figure that Page Six would have surveillance video of the alleged Eli/Abby lapdance like they did for Antonio Pierce. Alas.
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Comment by Gourmet Spud: Meanwhile, at a Tampa club, Jeff Garcia's wife gave him a lapdance to "If I Were a Boy". 8 Responses | Other threads
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Rick Reilly
ESPN Trots Out "Quite Frankly" For Old White People
Awful Announcing reveals that Rick Reilly will finally get the consistent face-time to justify his $17 million ESPN contract. America, lock up your Ed Hardy T-shirts and your dental metaphors because "Homecoming" is here. More »
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Comment by Rick Mahorn's Pimp Hand is Way Strong: I would've expected so much more from the television station that brought us Playmakers, Tilt, 3, A season on the 3 Responses | Other threads
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candace parker
According To Snooping Europeans, Candace Parker Might Be Pregnant (UPDATE: She's Offcially Bumped Up)
They claim she won't be playing this season while she awaits her new baby.In caseThis is true.Please send your condolences to this heartbroken commenter. [FIBA] More »
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Comment by Candace Parker Secret Lover: /wipes away tears Wait...why the condolences? I'm gonna be a father! Cigars and drinks for everybody! 13 Responses | Other threads
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Comment by JohnnyTremain: who really cares about Boston College football, Boston doesn't 3 Responses | Other threads
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Reggie Bush
At Least Reggie Bush's Hands Are Still Okay
The Saints' sizzle back had some micro-fracture knee surgery and will rehab for months. A lot more serious than previously suspected, but he shouldn't miss mini-camp. Or cuddle time. [NOLA] More »
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Comment by Candace Parker Secret Lover: You know, I think it'd tear all of my knee ligaments to get one night with Kim Kardashian... 7 Responses | Other threads
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Erin Andrews
Rey Maualuga Apologizes For Impromptu Rumpy-Pump of America's Sideline Princess
"Rey both e-mailed and spoke to Erin and apologized to her. He realized he made a mistake and used poor judgment. He deeply regrets his actions". EA? Mum. [LAT] [via Smackcaster] More »
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Comment by Candace Parker Secret Lover: His "apology" went as follows: ♪ Come it told me, pa rumpy-pump-pump Such a sight to to see, pa rumpy-pump-pumpMy finest 2 Responses | Other threads
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Jeff Jagodzinski
Jeff Jagodzinski Reportedly Signs His Own Death Certificate
According to the New York Post, Boston College will follow through with its promise to fire coach Jeff Jagodzinski if he interviewed with the Jets. He did...so "He's done," said a BC source. More »
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Comment by LeagueofShadows: THAT GOOMBAH DOESN'T HAVE ANY REAL LOYALTY TO BOSTON! KICK HIS FAHKIN ASS TO NEW YORK FOR ALL I CARE! /Tommy... 5 Responses | Other threads
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GMAC Bowl
Rock You Like A Golden Hurricane
Tulsa shuts down Nate Davis, tramples Ball State 45-13 in GMAC Bowl. Oh, you didn't watch? [Indy Star] More »
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Comment by Gourmet Spud: Oh, you didn't watch? Your ass better taaaaaaaappppppeeeee some bowl games...... 3 Responses | Other threads
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Duan!
What The Mind Can Conceive And Believe, It Can Achieve
So this fascinating photo seen many, many places today is courtesy of The Smoking Gun. I'd try to explain what happened, but it's much too complicated. Let them:
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Comment by Daniil Brif: So you were number 2 on his list of "playoff truths" in front of everything actually relevant (using that term... 39 Responses | Other threads
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Jeff Jagodzinski
Clearly, He's Not One To Respond To Hollow Threats
National Football Post, again: "Sources close to the National Football Post have just informed us that Boston College head football coach Jeff Jagodzinski has, in fact, interviewed with the New York Jets." '[NFP] More »
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Comment by Old Brian and New Brian: You go Jeff! Fight the power! Sic Semper Tyrannis! Say no to Acid! War Eagle! more » | Other threads
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Espn
Skip Bayless Would Let Lil' Wayne Suck Out His Flu
The most articulate and entertaining ESPN staffer goes at it with Skip Bayless. More »
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Comment by Candace Parker Secret Lover: Rumor has it, Lil' Wayne was paid a milli to appear on First Take... 8 Responses | Other threads
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Drew Brees
Drew Brees Wins Offensive Player Of The Year
Good things happen when you have a mole removed. [SI] More »
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Comment by Doyle McPoyle: Good things happen when you have a Dole removed. -Bill ClintonGood things happen when you have a soul removed. -Al 10 Responses | Other threads
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Marvin Harrison
Nobody Snitched On Marvin Harrison...No Criminal Charges Filed
Details surrounding what happened between Marvin Harrison and a a fella with a bullet in his arm were murky, and the Philadelphia D.A says there's not enough evidence for charges.
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Comment by Return_of_ClintonPortishead: Purely anecdotal, but a friend of mine in Philly knows Marvin's cousin, and was talking to him about something a... 5 Responses | Other threads
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Mlb
J.C. Romero Rises Up For [Dumb] Puerto Ricans Everywhere
This proves that J.C. Romero's hyper-excitement on the mound is not something manufactured just for his relief appearances. More »
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Comment by VTBen: Speaking as a Phillies homer, this suspension is bullshit. He gets the supplement when the MLB says it's legal, then... 6 Responses | Other threads
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College Basketball
Yes, That's Pitt Atop The Polls
For the first time in the school's history, the Pittsburgh Panthers have the number one basketball program in the nation. Iron Cities for everybody. [SI] More »
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Comment by formerly Chief Wahoo: Ugh. The only beer worse than Iron City was the (now defunct) POC. That's right, the Pride of Cleveland. 18 Responses | Other threads
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Antoine Walker
Employee No. 8 Nabbed For Early Morning DUI
Antoine Walker had the good sense to keep his mouth shut while the policeman filled out the report. A fan of brilliant sunrises, he was pulled over at 5:39 a.m. [AP] More »
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Comment by StuScott Booyahs: Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunrise? And 2 Responses | Other threads
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James Harrison
Slamming Through, Don't F With Silverback
Pittsburgh Steelers' linebacking lunatic wins the AP Defensive Player of the Year Award. [PSAMP] More »
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Comment by Doyle McPoyle: Go ahead. Go ahead, skin it. Skin that smoke wagon and see what happens. 4 Responses | Other threads
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Peyton Manning
Peyton Manning Won't Be Twittering Anytime Soon
"It's not the right fit for Peyton, he's not that spontaneous. If Peyton did it he would plan it all out and make sure he did the best - he wouldn't have any typos." [NYT] More »
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Comment by I Party With Smoot: If they're looking for a mistake-prone QB to Twitter, I'm pretty sure Joey Harrington is available. 4 Responses | Other threads
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Espn
The ESPN.Com Redesign Experience Is Now Open For Business
Also, please face forward and remain seated and wait until the ride comes to a complete stop. More »
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Comment by Candace Parker Secret Lover: I just read a Rick Reilly article because he wished for "CP3 to name her dunks." Thanks, ESPN, for now... 5 Responses | Other threads
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Tony Dungy
The End Of The Tony Dungy Era In Indy?
PFT has the chances of him retiring this year at 70%. [Pro Football Talk] More »
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Comment by MattinglysSideburns: I give it a 84% chance that PFT's figure is arbitrary. 6 Responses | Other threads
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Oklahoma Sooners
Who's Afraid Of Gallopin' Tim Tebow?
Not Oklahoma cornerback, Domique Franks: "I'd say he'd probably be about the fourth-best quarterback in our conference ... [behind] Sam [Bradford], Graham [Harrell] and Colt [McCoy]." [FanNation] More »
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Comment by What Would Kornheiser Do?: But he's right. The Big XII is well known for it's QBs. Great athletes like Vince Young or Jason White... 4 Responses | Other threads
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Duan!
Bring Me The Third Nipple Of Drew Magary And The New York Football Giants
According to the receipt from last night at Ace Bar, there were 42 Irish car bombs consumed in five hours. The Colts won that game, right?
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Comment by withsriracha: Ugh, does anyone have any carpal tunnel-related recommendations? The intermittent tingling in my left fingers decided to transition to nonstop... 32 Responses | Other threads
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Jay Mariotti
Meet Your New Fanhouse Columnist ... Jay Mariotti
Starting Monday, Fanhouse will add ex-Chicago Sun-Times columnist and venerable Around The Horn noisemaker Jay Mariotti to its stable of writers. Fun for the whole family. More » -
Arizona Cardinals
Let's Go To Ace Bar For Some Football
See you in a little while. Go look at Will's live Buzzsaw photos in the mean time. [Flickr] More »
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Comment by VanceHammersly: These Budweiser commercials are so goddamn pretentious. It's fucking Bud, you don't drink it for flavor. 68 Responses | Other threads
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Brett Favre
Brett Favre: A Big Selfish, Gray-Haired Pile Of Suck
Teddy Atlas: "Brett Favre goes out there with his gray hair, his Wranglers and gets up when he gets hit. I understand why people like that. But there's another side. He's a selfish guy." [NYP] More »
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Comment by bigredgambler: Between the whinyness of Brett Favre and Bret Hart, that's one name I won't pin on any kids I may 3 Responses | Other threads
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Charles Barkley
Is Charles Barkley Just An Awful Human Being?
That might be the one point we're all missing in this drunken, blow-jobby mess.
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Comment by Enthused_But_Fired: for all intents in purposes OK, I've always wanted to know, is it "all intensive purposes," or "all intents and purposes?" 9 Responses | Other threads
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LaDainian Tomlinson
Ladainian Tomlinson's Tattered Groin Paves Way For Large Helping Of Darren Sproles
LT's injury: "Detached tendon that connects the muscle to the pubic bone." I wonder if he damaged this punching refrigerators with Kimbo Slice in the offseason? [The Sporting Blog] More »
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Comment by J-Animal: Taint no telling what LT can do if he puts his mind to it.... 11 Responses | Other threads
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Arizona Cardinals
The City Of Phoenix Would Like To Personally Thank Will Leitch
Cardinals finally sell their last playoff tickets. Buzzsaw fans will now get to watch the game from the comfort of their own home. [NYT] More »
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Comment by What Would Kornheiser Do?: Nerd Threadjack BBC announces who will play 11th Doctor... /Nerd Threadjack 11 Responses | Other threads
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Comment by Yinka Double Dare: Is this where I go to laugh at Chelsea? 5 Responses | Other threads
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