Anonymous, which still holds a modicum of moral authority online,
That's even funnier than imagining all the cats dying at once.
Things they don't tell you #34:
The heart rate monitor consists of a thumbtack connected to wires that they will screw into your child's skull.
She is, to borrow from Celebitchy:
Busted, trashy and cheap
Homeopathy, by definition, has just about no medicine in it.
The pellets have a sweet taste because they're sugar pills
A grain diet works just fine if it's accompanied by exercise. Our bronze-age ancestors did just fine on grains, but they actually had to exert the physical effort to raise and harvest those grains.
Atheism is a religion like baldness is a hairstyle.
Gives a new meaning to "finger food" at the reception.
Back in the late 80s, a dirty old man I knew invited some people over to see some of his 8mm stag films. He showed the one with Linda Lovelace servicing a dog.
So, as for casting, I'm thinking Peter Dinklage in a fur suit.
Florida pythons need to be introduced to Australian rabbits.
This "OMG MY BUTT!" outcry from the mens is more about homophobia than it is discomfort or pain.
Really? Maybe to you, but every finger wave I've gotten, from a variety of doctors, was not exactly a box of chocolates and a kiss hello. It was quite uncomfortable.
It's probably because cattle feed is so expensive. Corn prices are high, thanks to ethanol and global demand. And soybeans are up, I think--vegetable oil has gone up pretty high in price.
or i could be wrong (added after reading posts from Gawker's Cattleman's Caucus down thread)
Beef's been crazy for a while. 80/20 hamburger is actually more expensive than whole pork loin at the store I go to.
Only time I buy beef now is when I get up early on Sunday and hit the store just after they mark down the meat that's close to expiring.
As I understand it, Dutch society is pretty secular and socially permissive. And good for them.
My question is, "so why do so many religious Muslims immigrate there?" Don't they know this already? It's like you're on Atkins and you decide to live next to the Hershey plant.
Dogs look at cats like Germans look at Greeks: So lazy and annoying you just want to cuff them about briskly 'til they come to their senses.
Screw the half-time oldies acts. Just have a halftime show by a champion high school competition band.
If you've never seen one--they're not playing "Thriller" while marching back and forth. They do original music with amazing march choreography. Not every part of the Super Bowl needs to be craven greed.
C'mon. Erin Brockovich is to credible science what Stephen Hawking is to breakdancing.
has got to be one of the stupidest things human beings have come up with
It's the "TV cupcake show" of religious practices
I watched that this a.m., and I don't think anyone recommended feeding your dog less. They said cut back on treats and scraps, but nothing about putting less food in the dog bowl. You control the food--give them less.
We underfeed our dog in her main meal, and that gives room for treats and occasional scraps. She's 9 and has the belly and energy of a young dog.
It's like an outtake from a Coen brothers movie.
"It's always 'knife to the hand, knife to the hand!' from you, Joel. Let's change it up and do an ear this time."
Little-known fact: The ban against Saudi women driving is not based on culture or religion.
It's because back in the 1960s King Faisal watched too many Dean Martin roasts, and all those "women drivers" jokes really made an impression.
