The Bad One commented on Newspapers Are Revelant And Helpful, Particularly If You Like Ike

"Once you see the "Drew Sharp", you pretty much have to discount anything that comes after it, unless it's "mauled by ferrets", because then the piece might actually be enjoyable."

The Bad One commented on Hey, the NHL Power Rankings

"@Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood: ESPN would never just throw an intern at something so important to them."

The Bad One commented on Obama Love Can Have No Boundaries (Like Decorum)

"@Yostal: Haven't we established that the secret to getting Braylon to catch the ball is to make it a really difficult catch?"

The Bad One commented on Creative Ways to Cheat Your Way to Success Back at the Office

"@MrRedDevil: And what non-Super Bowl game would have two different teams' logos in the endzones?"

The Bad One commented on Boxing Is Back With Katsidis vs. Diaz

"Katsidis, seen here rehearsing for his community theater production of Equus..."

The Bad One commented on Showdown at the Swamp

"This Cuban stadium looks like it's lit for an episode of Alias."

The Bad One commented on I'd Kill For Rusty Wallace's Race-Worn Underpants

"@Encouraging Referee Pitman: If you see an adult wearing official Tony Stewart crocs and you're not at a racetrack, running away is unquestionably a good idea."

The Bad One commented on Unfortunately, Being An Unrepentant Moron Is Not A Crime

"@pr0FF'3ss0r_j'3rkwh3at: Occupants are required to keep hands and feet inside the car while aboard the TJE. @BreakfastBourbon: This year, that might be plain ol' "achieve"."

The Bad One commented on Unfortunately, Being An Unrepentant Moron Is Not A Crime

"@pr0FF'3ss0r_j'3rkwh3at: I don't think I've ever seen brunch available at a ballgame before."

The Bad One commented on Unfortunately, Being An Unrepentant Moron Is Not A Crime

"@pr0FF'3ss0r_j'3rkwh3at: If he wants to keep swinging at stuff in the dirt, we can call him "Dig Dug"."