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#wildlife
Oh, Deer
Dillie, a pet deer living with an Ohio family, has to be the most spoiled pet in America. She is fed a nutritious diet of ice cream, linguine and roses, and she even has her own bedroom. More cute: [CBS] [Jezebel] -
#goodbadugly
The Video Stars: Rihanna, Ciara, Taylor Know Something We Don't
The launch of VEVO, a music-video website, at New York's Skylight Studio, brought out a ton of stars. Like, a ton: Sheryl Crow, Rihanna, Ciara, Corinne Bailey Rae, Taylor Swift, Adam Lambert. But...what was it? [Jezebel] -
#genderstudies
Face/Off
Researchers report that facial expressions play a major role in gender identification. Faces showing happiness or fear are seen as feminine, while scowling faces are read as masculine. Apparently, angry female faces "took the longest to identify." [UPI] [Jezebel] -
#pullquote
Jimmy Breslin —
the former columnist for the New York Daily News and Newsday giving his remarks after a gushing tribute last night at New York University's Ireland House, according to the New York Times. [Gawker] -
#heathnuts
It Happened Last Night: Nelson Amendment Nixed, Public Option In Limbo
The votes from last night are in, and the U.S. Government's Magic 8 Ball appears to have settled on "Reply hazy, try again." [Jezebel] -
#forecasts
Experts: Ad Spending Will Rise by Some Number
Good news, near-suicidal media executives: Expert forecasters say ad spending will rise next year! Two caveats: Print media will still plummet. And, the expert forecasters barely have any idea what they're doing. [Gawker] -
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#blinditems
Which Famous Singer Is the Lesbian Tiger Woods?
Yes, she is apparently also into ladies that look like the day crew at Scores. An A-list star is looking to hire a famous girlfriend and this movie duo can't get along. Who is it? Cat got your tongue? [Gawker] -
#stylefile
"One Of The Most Progressive, Functional, Temperature-Controlled Pieces Of Fashion"
Yes, ladies, it's a hood thong. First: Why? Second: Ow. [Buzzfeed via HoodThong.com] [Jezebel] -
#sponsorships
Before You Even Knew It, All the Tiger Woods Ads Were Gone
Funny little thing that Tiger Woods would probably get a chuckle out of, if he wasn't in such a bad mood these days: The more we see Tiger's face on TV, the less we see him in TV commercials. Relief! [Gawker] -
#behindthebigotry
Rachel Maddow Rips Into Ugandan Anti-Gay Bill, American Backers
Last night Rachel Maddow discussed the terrifying bill in Uganda that would make homosexuality punishable by life in prison, and the American religious zealots who influenced the disturbing legislation. [Jezebel] -
#politicalparties
The Fifth Element
A lawyer for the Salahis informed the House Homeland Security Committee that his clients plan to plead the fifth if asked to testify before Congress. He claims the Salahis have been placed in a "treacherous legal environment." [CNN] [Jezebel] -
#lastnightswinner
Last Night's Winner: Curtis Granderson
In sports, everybody is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like Curtis Granderson, who no longer has to carry the hopes and dreams of a shattered city on his shoulders. Plus, there's less running to do. More » -
#dirtbag
Madonna's Son Is A Madonna Fan; Springsteen Supports Marriage Equality
- OMG. Is the world ready for little 4-year-old David Banda? Madonna says, when it comes to her work: "He knows every song, every word, every step, and he wants to wear all the costumes." And:
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#frontpages
The Death of Healthcare Reform
The public option is dead — even though some papers report the weasel words senators are using to hide this fact. And the Washington Post has the most hypocritical front page in recent memory. [Gawker] -
#media
Google News Boss: We Are Your Friends, Newspapers
The man who helps run Google News thinks all this antagonism with the print media is just silly. And says they get on great with Rupert Murdoch, despite that silly man's silly talk of removing his newspapers from their search. [Gawker] -
#sad
Uganda wants to impose the death penalty for being gay.
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#playgirl
Buy Levi Johnston's Playgirl Outfit
The man who lent Levi his hockey gear for the big day is selling off the pads, pants, gloves and — so you can make jokes — the stick and helmet on eBay. [Gawker] -
#gossiproundup
Hugh Grant Cops a Feel of Sarah Jessica, Causing Her Breasts to Fly Out of Her Dress
That's the normal reaction when Hugh Grant touches your butt, right? Rachel Uchitel finally goes to the press, Rihanna wants to make out with Megan Fox, Ben and Jen mate like bunnies. Wednesday gossip, yours for the taking. [Gawker] -
#offwiththeirfingers
Stroller-gate: It Was a Conspiracy
Remember those strollers that kept slicing off the fingers of children? Well now the manufacturer, Maclaren, is being sued over claims it knew its products were evil digit-guillotines but failed to stop the carnage. [BBC] [Gawker] -
#liars
Sarah Palin's Washington Post Op-Ed Debunked
The Washington Post has run another Sarah Palin op-ed. And this time it's worse than ever — it's about the myth of global warming and how she is the true defender of science because she kills polar bears. [Gawker] -
#shutupracist
Rush Limbaugh Drops the Other Shoe on Inevitable Tiger Woods-Inspired Racism
Just when you thought America was too busy ogling Elin Nordegren's boobs to turn the Tiger Woods sex scandal into racist propaganda, good ol' Rush Limbaugh sweeps onto the scene to explain how "the black frame of mind is terrible." [Gawker] -
#showmestate
Anti-Gay Republican Leader's Safe Word: 'Green Balloons'
Former Missouri Speaker of the House and opponent of "deviate sexual intercourse" Rod Jetton is facing felony charges for an S&M session gone horribly wrong, because a drunk lady never said "green balloons," allegedly. [Gawker] -
#legacy
Larry Flynt Accuses Prodigal Porn Nephews of Hawking 'Inferior Products,' 'Vanilla Sex'
Larry Flynt holds his smut to the highest of lecherous standards, which is why he is suing his lazy, good-for-nothing nephews for attaching their family's good name to shoddy, amateurish products. [Gawker] -
#loophole
Notably Dishonest Tycoon Conrad Black Uses 'Honest Services' Clause to Plead for Freedom
He bragged about beating the system, and here's his chance: The Supreme Court will consider an appeal from imprisoned media mogul Conrad Black, who says a legal clause about "honest services" means he's innocent. Oh, and Enron's guy, too. [NYP] [Gawker] -
#mlb
Third Generation Bonds Gets A Hit, And Rob Neyer Turns It Into A Hit Piece
Nikolai Bonds was an omnipresent cheerleader during his father's quest for history. Now he's 19 and arrested for assaulting his mother. They grow up so fast. More » -
#traderoundup
'Good Morning America': Now With 100% More Minorities!
Well, after a week of is-he-or-isn't-he, it looks like that, no, Chris Cuomo will not be taking over for Diane Sawyer on ABC's "Good Morning America". George Stephanopoulous is. And JuJu Chang will takeover for Cuomo, who is leaving. Whew. [Gawker]
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