NYT Editorial Board to Goldman Sachs CEO's Apology: Stick it up Your Ass

Watching the NYT get feisty and tell anyone to shove it (and use words like"absurd") is fun, even if it is Lloyd Blankfein. They end their editorial with the Bureau of the Public Debt's address. Wonderful, wishful thinking. [NYT] [Gawker]

This is How Your Major Label Pop Records are Made: By Stealing

So, there's this band, Owl City, and they have songs, and teenagers like them. The song is basically a complete ripoff of the Postal Service, a great act. Given the chance to speak? More music dumbquotes to the Times, GO: [Gawker]

American Music Awards Live Thread Tonight!

If you're thinking of watching Lady Gaga and Janet Jackson perform during the American Music Awards tonight, you should come on back and watch them with your fellow commenters during our live thread tonight at 8pmEST. Good times (hopefully)! [Jezebel]

Election Day

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Scoring Sunday's Nuptials: Gawker Weddings Get All Gangsta, Son

Awww shit. Did you know people are rapping at weddings? You KNOW what this means. Phyllis Nefler's gonna throw down on some sick rhymes over Robert Woletz-produced beat of the NYT's Weddings & Celebrations. Let the beat build, Phyllis: [Gawker]

Is Binge Eating A Legitimate Eating Disorder?

The Los Angeles Times is taking a very interesting in-depth look at binge eating this weekend, asking a question that the American Psychiatric Association has yet to answer: is binge eating truly a psychiatric disorder? [Jezebel]

The Return of Pay Per Post and The End of Twitter: Internet as One Long, Subervisive Ad

Remember the moment you knew MySpace was doomed? It came in the form of obnoxious ads. Which your Twitter stream is about to be. So: are you making that cash, or being cashed in on? Pay Per Post is back. [Gawker]

Sparkles, Big Hair, And Silver Foxes: Celebs Come Out For A Night Of Heroes

Celebrities came out last night in support of the CNN Heroes program, which honors "everyday people changing the world." Most of the celebs seemed to play it relatively safe, fashion-wise, but there were a few highlights. [Jezebel]

The Friendly Skies

[Los Angeles, November 21. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

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"Make Your Boobs Jealous!": Reebok's "EasyTone" Ad Campaign Is An Epic Fail

Hey ladies, is there anything sexier than the blatant objectification of women? Reebok certainly doesn't think so, as evidenced by their horrendous "EasyTone" sneaker commercials, which drew the attention of several of our readers, and not in a good way. [Jezebel]

Who is Gawker Media Overlord Nick Denton's New Neighbor?

I must've inadvertently done a rain dance to the gossip gods yesterday, because here at Gawker Weekend HQ, Christmas is here. Not often do I get too many O RLY?! moments like this. Everyone, meet my boss Nick's new neighbor: [Gawker]

"Titus Pullo, Sir. Late Of The Thirteenth."

[Los Angeles, November 21. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

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Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Would Rather Be Alone and Drunk Than With Twlight, Thanks

RobPatz and K-Stew are doing it, a lot, instead of promotions. Jay-Z doesn't want to piss off Beyonce. Christie Brinkley: psycho. Diddy: birthday boy. Marv Albert Vs. 50 Cent? Fight of the year! Presenting your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup: [Gawker]

Celebrities Turn Up To Help Joseph Gordon-Levitt Deliver A Decent Episode Of SNL

Last night's Saturday Night Live was a vast improvement over the disastrous January Jones episode that aired last week, as host Joseph Gordon-Levitt and the writers stepped things up a bit to make us laugh, as did...Dave Matthews?! [Jezebel]

Mind The Stop Signs

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Kate Rejects Jon's Flowers, Shakira Is Nun-Approved, And Cougar Town Shuts Down

• Jon Gosselin attempted to make peace with Kate Gosselin at a divorce arbitration hearing yesterday by bringing roses to the courtroom. Kate turned them down, "but in the end it all came together and concluded on a happy note." [People]

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Palin 2012: SNL Gives Us A Terrifying Glimpse Of A Palin Presidency

Capitalizing on the success of both 2012 and the Sarah Palin Going Rogue publicity blitz, Saturday Night Live created a movie trailer that encapsulates all of our worst fears: Palin 2012. The Apocalypse awaits, and it wears Bumpits. [Jezebel]

Live From Jezebel, It's Saturday Night!

Let's hope tonight's episode, featuring host Joseph Gordon-Levitt and the Dave Matthews Band, is an improvement over last week's fairly disastrous January Jones episode. Will JGL get things back on track? Will Tina Fey make an appearance? Let's find out. [Jezebel]

Saturday Night Special

We've survived through another wonderful, crazy Saturday. Seriously: crazy kids, crazy rock stars, crazy politicians, and just straight-up crazies. Glad we made it out okay. Here's your SNL open thread. [Gawker]

John Mayer Interviews Now Lead to the Same Conclusion: He's (Probably) a Date Rapist.

No, seriously. John Mayer songs are great! Have you listened—like, really listened—to "Daughters"? That's a song. But why does John Mayer think it's awesome to give rapey quotes? [Gawker]

Senate Votes To Move Health Care Bill Forward

By a vote of 60-39, the United States Senate has just voted to move forward with the health care bill, opening the bill up to debate on the Senate floor, a process that will begin after Thanksgiving. [AP] [Jezebel]

Sarah Palin Now Pissing Off Everyone: Fans Boo Her, Martha Stewart Calls Her "Dangerous"

Evil Twin-spawning Sarah Palin isn't catching any easy breaks lately. Should she? Better ask her fans who, oh wait, are now booing her. And when Martha Stewart calls you out, damn, you know you've set some kind of bar. [Gawker]

Kay Jewelers Has Decided To Give Us The Creepiest Commercial Of All Time For The Holidays

It is not unusual for jewelry stores to push diamond rings and necklaces as "the perfect holiday gift." It is unusual, however, for said jewelry stores to set their romantic holiday ad in the middle of a horror movie. [Jezebel]

And the Bony, Terrifying Hand of Black Friday Beckons

I will refuse to acknowledge this season's hot trend in toys, electric Chinese hamsters, with anything but the following: 1. These forty words. 2. #WeHateYourKids. 3. Sigh. 4. #RichardGere. That is all. Are we done? We're done. Thank you. [NYT] [Gawker]

Saturday Night Social

Once again, it's time for our Saturday Night Social. Don't forget: we're also having an SNL live thread tonight, so come on back and watch the (hopefully decent) show with your fellow commenters. Or just hang here, if you please. [Jezebel]

Rihanna On Chris Brown: "I Really Hope Young Men Can Learn From It"

"Even more than the girls, the men really need to learn from it," Rihanna tells The Guardian about her assault by Chris Brown, "Because everyone's focusing on the women, but the problem isn't the women." [Guardian] [Jezebel]

Glenn Beck's Scary Blueprint for World Domination in 2010, Unveiled: "The Plan"

Glenn Beck's talking up some scary plan for 2010 lately. It's scary because Glenn Beck is talking. And today, Glenn Beck unveiled his 100-year plot to fundamentally change America—and democracy—as we know it. Glenn Beck is fucking insane. [Gawker]

With Liberty And Health Care For All Some

[Washington, D.C., November 21. Image via Getty.]

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SNL Live Thread Tonight!

Though last week's episode was terrible, we're going to have a live thread once again, in the hopes that host Joseph Gordon-Levitt (and, uh, the Dave Matthews Band, I guess) will turn things around a bit. [Jezebel]