Interjections! Hey! You're with me, Leather!
Let's name the left one Mark Milbury and the right one Bruce McNall
Ultimately. Jack Woltz also ruined his HORSE by not casting Johnny Fontane in his movie.
Hey! Look! Kevin Durant as Rick Barry
Philadelphia 76ers basketball is brought to you by the Letter Zzzzzzz
Father of the Year
1) Shawn Kemp
2) Gilbert Arenas

Mother of the Year
1) Joan Crawford
2) Laura Govan
Paul Pierce? Dwyane Wade? Wheelchairs better be at the ready.
Who Wants To See A Ref Rendered Physically Unable To Have Children?
Came in 3rd place on AFV, after the toddler hitting dad in the crotch with a whiffle ball bat and the little girl tasting grapefruit for the first time
Cowherd:
a) unctuous
b) smarmy
c) insufferable
d) all of the above
Dear Clemson Tom,
All those other guys, their first time with your girlfriend, they knew exactly what to do.
Holy crap. I've never seen anyone ice the puck in shootout before.
A while ago, a bitch-ass squirrel attacked my wife
Deleted scene from a future episode of Mr. & Mrs. Spongebob Squarepants
I wish that puck would have hit the cheer girls.
/ Lisi Monro
NOW I understand what "5-hole" means!
@Arthur_Digby_Sellers: Which, of course, will be hung from the rear-view mirror and used as Handicapped tags.
"Teach Me How to (Hate a) Dukie" is a requisite at every ACC school.
Right Emma?
Ladies and gentlemen, the World of History is proud to present the premiere of the Batley Townswomen's Guild's re-enactment of 'The Battle of Pearl Harbor'
Every week, Drew is kind enough to "Teach Me How to Dookie"
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