"He's no match for Annika or Tiger or Lance.
They're all more accomplished at whatever they chance.
The blonde Sharapova is more pretty by far,
And so is Tom Brady, the Super Bowl star.
Both Sosa and Bonds hit much further spheroids.
(Whether or not they might be on steroids.)
More endorsements are given the Cavalier James
And even to Jordan, though he's departed the games.
And there's Schumacher, Michael and Iginla, Jarome --
Champs at their sports -- just like -- yeh!"
"He's no match for Annika or Tiger or Lance.
They're all more accomplished at whatever they chance.
The blonde Sharapova is more pretty by far,
And so is Tom Brady, the Super Bowl star.
Both Sosa and Bonds hit much further spheroids.
(Whether or not they might be on steroids.)
More endorsements are given the Cavalier James
And even to Jordan, though he's departed the games.
And there's Schumacher, Michael and Iginla, Jarome --
Champs at their sports -- just like -- yeh!"
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