Comments from IS_IT_THE_SHOES!?

IS_IT_THE_SHOES!? commented on Changed America Still Hates the Gays

Wed, 05 Nov 2008 10:30:48 EST

Don't forget the farm animals!

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IS_IT_THE_SHOES!? commented on Times Shamefully Downplays Importance Of Hipster Kickballers

Mon, 25 Aug 2008 12:26:19 EDT

I don't think the grass at McCarren has ever looked that green.

IS_IT_THE_SHOES!? commented on Obama Ready to Announce VP Choice, Unless He Isn't

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 10:11:46 EDT

Ben Kingsley? It's worked before, AND we'd finally have an Olsen in the White House.

IS_IT_THE_SHOES!? commented on Scholars: Kafka's Porn Stash Wasn't Porn (Yes It Was)

Fri, 15 Aug 2008 11:48:54 EDT

Let's not give Joe Francis any more ideas...

IS_IT_THE_SHOES!? commented on Henry Kissinger Has Olympic Fever!

Mon, 11 Aug 2008 12:31:02 EDT

"May the schwartz be with you!"

IS_IT_THE_SHOES!? commented on Diseased Poon Not Good For Fellow Olympians

Sun, 10 Aug 2008 15:47:03 EDT

What kind of a name is Poon, anyway?

/Commanche Indian

IS_IT_THE_SHOES!? commented on Jailhouse Lullabies

Mon, 04 Aug 2008 10:54:43 EDT

@BK_KT: Things looked like they were going so well for Desmond, what with escaping the island and reuniting with Penny and all. I wonder what went wrong...

IS_IT_THE_SHOES!? commented on Toby Young on Gawker

Thu, 19 Jun 2008 16:51:44 EDT

@BK_KT: Fact.

IS_IT_THE_SHOES!? commented on Daily Overshare

Mon, 16 Jun 2008 15:09:16 EDT

Surprised this isn't rivaling Hamilton's cashwaver in the 'views' category. Perhaps a picture, next time?

IS_IT_THE_SHOES!? commented on Vince McMahon Gets Rickrolled

Tue, 10 Jun 2008 12:17:07 EDT

Instant karma, no?

IS_IT_THE_SHOES!? commented on Those Amazonian Tribespeople: Bullshit?

Fri, 30 May 2008 16:15:49 EDT

This isn't where I parked my car...

IS_IT_THE_SHOES!? commented on Student-Suing Prof Wrote a Lame Senior Thesis

Wed, 21 May 2008 16:58:16 EDT

Took a history of jazz course once. Some stipulation required an essay component, but our prof didn't feel like reading them all so he assigned a very loose topic of "something you like or dislike about jazz".

The resulting opus, "Fuck You, Kenny Gorelick!", was the nexus of my education.

IS_IT_THE_SHOES!? commented on Brits Win Scandal Title With 'Mr. Gay UK' As Flesh-Eating Psycho Killer

Fri, 02 May 2008 11:57:50 EDT

Eat your heart out, Jeffrey Dahmer

An interesting thought, in and of itself.

/Carlin

IS_IT_THE_SHOES!? commented on 23 Unidentified Modern Eccentrics

Thu, 01 May 2008 15:37:56 EDT

Also for consideration, the black guy who green, purple, and yellow pipe cleaners woven into his cornrows who pops up occasionally on the L train. Usually gets on at Union Square, gives some speech about being alien, then starts wailing on his contralto sax -- can't play worth a lick, so he'll just hold these piercing high notes for minutes on end. Then he asks for money.

IS_IT_THE_SHOES!? commented on In War, There Are No Winners

Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:56:19 EDT

@hamburgerhotdog: Yes, and it's always atleast 95 degrees. No wonder they were upset: he new he was buying skunked beer (although it was Heineken so whatever) and she was going suffering from job-induced menopausal hotflashes.

The smart move would've been to head down the street to Polemost for some Sniper Vodka!

IS_IT_THE_SHOES!? commented on Thousands Invade Union Square With Cute Violence

Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:35:03 EDT

It's too bad this wasn't scheduled a day later. All those downy white feathers floating around would've really fit in with the Christian Israelite Church's messages of hate!!

IS_IT_THE_SHOES!? commented on All-Star Celeb Game Lacking Game, Celebs

Sat, 16 Feb 2008 13:42:14 EST

Alyssa Milano v. Stephen A.
The ultimate battle of good v. evil

IS_IT_THE_SHOES!? commented on Rick Majerus Should Probably Just Stop Referring To The Groin Area

Tue, 22 Jan 2008 16:53:35 EST

Pro-choice but anti-gay? Seems a little inconsistent.

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IS_IT_THE_SHOES!? commented on Channeling Drag Queen, 7-Year-Old Belts It Out On 'Today Show'

Tue, 11 Dec 2007 12:33:00 EST

Giuliani age 6? The lisp-similarity is uncanny.

IS_IT_THE_SHOES!? commented on ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

Fri, 30 Nov 2007 12:45:00 EST

"It's pronounced trr-i-bull." - FrankTV

IS_IT_THE_SHOES!? commented on It's Almost As If NBA Players Aren't That Discerning In Their Groupie Choices

Thu, 29 Nov 2007 17:02:03 EST

Your gun is digging into my hip.

IS_IT_THE_SHOES!? commented on Isiah Death Watch Begins Tonight At Midnight. Please Reset Your Clocks

Mon, 19 Nov 2007 12:09:03 EST

An X-Files reference. Is it 1993?

IS_IT_THE_SHOES!? commented on On Maturity, Crazy Eyes And Sheed

Tue, 13 Nov 2007 17:07:57 EST

As if I didn't have a hard enough time reading Deadspin at work already... Terry Schiavo and a porn shop on the screen at the same time. Aye carumba.

IS_IT_THE_SHOES!? commented on Beano Cook Will Park Wherever He Damn Well Pleases

Tue, 11 Sep 2007 14:45:56 EDT

This is DEFINITELY where I parked my car.

IS_IT_THE_SHOES!? commented on Know What They Call A Quarter Pounder With Cheese In Moose Jaw?

Mon, 27 Aug 2007 13:39:37 EDT

I assume, based on his name alone, that cohost Darren Dutchyshen is a huge deusch.

IS_IT_THE_SHOES!? commented on What Does Dana Vachon's Article About Wall Street Women Say About Himself?

Fri, 17 Aug 2007 12:54:06 EDT

I was just wondering if Dana and Michael J. Fox had been separated at birth.