It's weird seeing a snapshot of the exact moment someone loses his soul.
Blake Griffin is the first person to jump excitedly towards a Kia.
I thought ALF was representing the Panthers because he agrees with the South's feelings about black people.
@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Kid looks like he just saw a ghost, or his career after the House Party movies.
@Armen Tamzarian: What isn't pictured is the Sixers hat that Jordan shoved up his ass.
@Phintastic: I don't even know if it qualifies as sarcasm since he followed it by saying "five most famous people in the world." I was also surprised.
Kid's hair isn't the only influential thing about him. This picture inspired Sammy Sosa's last trip to his dermatologist.
Ah yes, a lawsuit is the PERFECT way to shed that nagging stereotype of only caring about money.
You got the girls flipped. Penagos is the one who got run over.
I met Pearlman a few years back at the University of Delaware. I worked at the school paper, he came back to visit his old stomping grounds. He was a great guy. If you like sports books, you can't go wrong with any of his work.
The Patriots actually did videotape the Jets' snack time, but weren't able to glean any information from it because nobody on the Patriots staff could watch more than 4 seconds of Rex Ryan eating before projectile vomiting.
@BlylevenTheDude: Retired people aren't included in unemployment figures. Sorry if I ruined the joke.
@Always Winning: I was going to make the same recommendation. Excellent book.
@FavreFAIL: I was thisclose. You bastard. Well played.
@EdHardyMustBeDestroyed: For god's sake, don't ask this question out loud. It will summon my dad and brothers, who will then talk your fucking ear off about how they can't believe the guy called.
@Silky John-STON!: When will Daulerio post your uninteresting e-mail about fantasy football? When your opponent has Michael Vick.
I won't drink anything made by a McPoyle.
Every Dukie is grating. They should rename the team the Duke Sponge Ruiners.

/still miss Mitch
@PestiEsti: Shit like this is why people don't watch boxing. You have a premier fight being bogged down by absolutely dumb stuff. This is the only thing MMA has on boxing is a centralized organization instead of the clusterfuck ruling boxing. No matter how great the fight is, this is what people will talk about tomorrow.
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