I like driving which is precisely why I won't do long highway commutes. That's the beigest of all beige driving. It's like buying a gun because you enjoy cleaning it. #oppositelock
Hey, is that Ed from Barenaked Ladies?

Maybe you should drive. #oppositelock

Yeah, any joke with Kevin Costner as the punchline transcends any other notions of good taste. +1. #oppositelock
750k miles in roughly 5-6 years?

The most important question I have for this guy is "What hemorrhoid cream do you use?" #oppositelock

For a second, I thought it was Eric Bana and I was like "He's pretty cool, good actor" and then I clicked and realized it was the Maroon 5 guy.

/no effs given #oppositelock

First drive...age 11 or 12, around the neighborhood with dad (not actual pic, but very close). '84 Quantum wagon, the namesake that later became the Passat...of which I own two right now. Weird. #oppositelock
I almost went with Morgan Fairchild. Well played. #oppositelock
Yeah, I know, I was just trying to soften the blow. #oppositelock
Is that Brigitte Nielsen. She looks pretty good for being in her late 60s or whatever. #oppositelock
For me, the hard part is splaying my knees to either side of the steering wheel. Otherwise, it's snug, but not horrible.

(6'2", 200#) #oppositelock

Mountain Dew or Crab Juice?

Ewwwwwwwwww!!!! I'll have a Crab Juice.

sup yall do u think this will fit my jetta? peace
I don't mean to sound evil, but the kid is fair-skinned, naturally skinny, and always looked a little bit on the sick side, but I'm looking at it as a Southerner with Mediterranean heritage (read: perma-tan).

In other words, this pic shouldn't be surprising at all. And don't make the kid shave...we saw how that ended last time.

Hahahaha, same here. I grew up knowing the Monty Python version, but now all I hear is Clint Black. #oppositelock
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