What are your feelings on the Phillies getting swept by the Mets in a 3 game series with a combined score of 16-0?
Kumar began the interview with FanHouse by professing his support for the Chennai Super Kings of the IPL, following that up by asking "Who the fuck is Mike Brown?"
...stars have been granted more casually and with greater frequency than in the past.

I guess that's how Berman got his star.
What's Santana doing at the auditions for Season 2 of RuPaul's Drag Race?
@Fuzzy Dunlop: Isn't that why the dishwasher has a pots and pans function?
You call him, and it goes RIGHT to voicemail. It doesn't even bother to ring. And this will happen when I'm, like, trying to meet him at a bar and shit. TURN ON YOUR FUCKING PHONE, JEREMY.

When the fuck did Drew turn into Dane Cook?
What To Do With Hanley Ramirez?

Trade him to the Mets. His lack of enthusiasm and overall lackluster approach to the game is exactly what the Mets look for in all of their players.
@olmec: I would have went with "Lift Your Head Up High (And Blow Your Brains Out)"
There's slight audio in the background, and it's the hit song "Baby" by the enigmatic Justin Bieber.

Can someone please come and kill me now for knowing that.
How is Lady Gaga allowed to compete in the Miss USA pageant? I thought she/he had a dick.
Tamir Goodwin could cross this kid over without dropping his yarmulke.
You listen to me, Leslie Knope.

Sure have been a lot of Parks and Rec references on this site/Leitch's twitter in recent days.

I wonder if there's any reason other than that show is quite humorous.
@Arctic16: well if you want a job, maybe you should learn to use the proper form of than/then.
@Rick.Felt: most of the failed hookup stories are with girls that are supposedly hot, but do you think the storytellers are going to start out:

So I was 14 High Life's deep, and this mildly attractive faced fat chick approached me....

Of course they are going to embellish their stories in order to sound cooler in front of all of us.

/get's off high horse
//goes back in parent's basement
I've heard of the Chinese guy

I wish I had order Chinese for lunch. Thanks for reminding me on my poor lunch choice, Danny Ainge.
I made her think I wasn't going to take "no" for an answer.

Or as it's more commonly referred to, I made her think I wasn't going to Roethlisberger her.
@Lionel Osbourne: He must have been really pissed when he got underneath her poodle skirt only to find 3lbs of underwear that still needed to be removed.
@President Camacho: Australia (technically Oceania) is also only worth 2 armies per turn. Still, so is South America.
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