The one guy with internet access in Montana didn't even bother voting?
Getting drunk = 3 beers and 1 shot? Are you 14 years old?
He did manage to retain the WNBA title.
Friggen Cooper . . . you're grounded!

- Archie

Bobby Valentine invented Christmas the day after he invented the wrap.
Hank Steinbrenner ordered that Gaddafi be kept alive long enough for Michael Kay to film a YES Center Stage episode.
"Who knew?" - Did you just arrive on this planet??
The Oden tank-top is so apropos.
The Tooth Fairy, however, is a scientific fact.
I always had Reali pegged as a flopper.
If Ethan Sherwood Strauss was assigned as my "escort" I'd be pretty miserable too.
How dare you judge me? Look at you. You're just some penny-stealing... criminal... blogger.
Looks like its got the
Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus!
@GyroBallsDeep: Thetre is a Shellfish Commission meeting on the 17th. Perfect way to spend the honeymoon. [www.madisonct.org]
This is all a promotional stunt for the remake of Red Dawn.
Williams obviously is just saying that so he can remain Tiger's caddy. It's the only option to appease Elin. Otherwise she will feel that she can't trust Williams and will demand that Tiger's entourage housecleaning includes Williams. He can't be blamed in Elin's eyes if he knew nothing. * insert dick joke ___________.
The Yankees won the World Series?!!! Fuck.
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