Avoid the Clap, Jimmy Dugan commented on David Frost Free to Keep on Creepin' On

"@Afino: The strangest thing about that is that back in 2000, Frost had an account on the most popular OHL message board and used to threaten posters with lawsuits/fistfights over things they said about him."

Avoid the Clap, Jimmy Dugan commented on Lions Fans: Not Even Fit For The Bus

"That's totally the Tunnel Bus."

Avoid the Clap, Jimmy Dugan commented on Jamboroo, Week 12. Featuring: Fire-Eating Strippers, Hidden Poop Éclairs, and Pornographic Liechtensteinian Christmas Carols

"Making fun of "Horse With No Name": yet another thing on the long list of things Drew has written about in common with Dave Barry. You guys should hook up."

Avoid the Clap, Jimmy Dugan commented on Look, I Haz Invizibul Handcuffs

"Tim Cahill's gesture had nothing to do with this."

Avoid the Clap, Jimmy Dugan commented on And in Just a Few Hours We'll Find Out If There Is An College Football Playoff In Our Future....

"Thanks Americans."

Avoid the Clap, Jimmy Dugan commented on Unfortunate Babies Poised For Lifetime Of Regret

"I would have preferred Dastardly and Utley."

Avoid the Clap, Jimmy Dugan commented on World Series Diaryland: Everybody Wants to Reach Out And Touch Cole Hamels

"@Matt_T: I thought she was more of a Rice Krispies Squares and Tang mom."

Avoid the Clap, Jimmy Dugan commented on You Do Not Want To Be In Jan Huokko's Fave Five

"I would like to take this opportunity to pre-emptively nominate Jan Huokko for the DSHOF, just because I'd like to see the shit-eating grin on his face when told the news."

Avoid the Clap, Jimmy Dugan commented on Goodbye, Publicly Funded Stadiums. Jamboroo, Week 6. Featuring JOOSE!

"Oooh, Drew doesn't like the French?"

Avoid the Clap, Jimmy Dugan commented on Former Goalie Just Can't Stop Experiencing Gruesome Injuries

"Clint Malarchuk is the Ted Nugent of hockey."