I've noticed that you used to have dark circles under your eyes. I have them and they seem to be genetic as my mother has them as well. How were you able to improve them?
I once played in a hockey tournament against a team called the Cumming Geezers.
They were middle-aged men from Cumming, GA.
They were middle-aged men from Cumming, GA.
Come on guys, there's only so much flat land to go around in Kansas City.
$1000? That's like what, 100 pairs of Wrangler jeans? He'll definitely be back.
This has to be an NCAA violation of some sort.
This is clearly a far superior way to "make it rain."
@LucidRalphWiley:
"Your anal sphincter is awesome."
Doesn't roll off the tongue quite the same way.
@econdave:
I didn't get word on that, but I know that she didn't get her 5 dollars worth, if you know what I mean.
I was on a flight from ATL to LA with Jared once. He was literally on the phone until the last possible moment and was immediately back on it again as soon as we landed.
Here's a couple quotes I overheard.
"Yeah, we're gonna meet up and share a hamburger." - This is the real secret to weight loss.
"It's awesome in first class, they already brought me some sun chips and a diet coke."
I also have a friend of a friend who's sister slept with him at a subway convention, which apparently exists, and he said "Your vagina is awesome" during the act.
Anyways, eat fresh.
Try to stay healthy and injury free, you are after all your greatest financial asset. If you do get injured, consider studding yourself out.
- Santonio Holmes
Whoa.
That couple in the story totally rented the house they lived in together from my boss.
The guy was really weird about the break up, she got a restraining order and they were going, or went to court over custody of the great dane. The girl wanted to break the lease but he wanted to stay just so she would have to continue paying for half of it. He actually told all of this to my boss, who was getting the other side of the story from the girl. Then about a month or so after it was all over they were in the local newspaper.
He also distributed a tape of them having sex together inside of a movie theater.
Walt Disney will return to glory in 2015 with the incoming body thawer. Go Mickey! -- OhioStateBrowns
We learned that the Patriots were not the best team in Glendale, AZ between the hours of 6-10:30 EST. - UofPhoenixstudent#23476.
I'm so drunk and happy right now.
I just emailed the owner of www.19-0.com and offered them a dollar for the domain.
Where is the full wish list? I can't seem to find it.
The same thing happened to me, except I am a male and was the one who gave the gift.
Me and my now wife were in Hawaii w/ her family. I bought a ring w/ the help of her mother and I also bought some earrings to match.
Later that day, we were in our room and I whipped out the box and gave her the earrings.
It was very clear that she was excited about the earrings, but then she wouldn't talk to me and kept saying that she needed some time alone.
I tried to convince her to go for a walk on the beach with me and talk about it, but she wouldn't, so I just proposed on the balcony of our hotel room.
It turned out fine, but she hates telling the story because she's embarrassed.
@iamtrex:
Ah, good old Athens, GA.
The best place to see redneck stereotypes intermingling with every college student stereotype you can imagine.
@KingJoe:
I figured that it wasn't, but I didn't know how to take them to court or really have the capabilities at the time.
I figured that it wasn't, but I didn't know how to take them to court or really have the capabilities at the time.
I called them fairly recently, considering all of this happened about 2 years ago in a last ditch effort to get my ebay account back up, but they weren't willing to reconsider.
Maybe I should take them to court.
I got kicked off of ebay for selling products below MAP. I never determined if what the companies did to me was actually legal or not, but either way, it sucks. Actually the biggest problem was with a company whose MAP policy I was adhering to. They said I was infringing on their trademark by using their name, since I wasn't signed on as an authorized distributor.
The only people the MAP policy helps is the manufacturer. It allows them to keep their wholesale pricing artificially high.
@trai_dep:
Actually many companies will outright sue you for breaking MAP. A lot of companies don't provide any reason to adhere to MAP except that they will sue you. I found this especially prevalent in the health goods appliances industry.
