I'm sure the 5 or 6 females playing the game will be very grateful.
We're not gonna be ignored, Rush. -Thailand
That's fine, Cris. By the way, let's take the opportunity to introduce you to Sunday Night Football's new third mic, Chris Hansen.
"Stop having boring tuna. Stop having a boring life." I think that's a philosophy we can all try to live by.
Because nothing lines people up like implying your sandwich will be cooked in an oven that Scott burned his wang in.

Not a bad commercial, though. I'm surprised it made it past the suits.

Touché, ex-employee.
@BerthaCool: I think he looks more like a menopausal lesbian..

Not that's there's anything *wrong* with that.

I like U2, but the new album simply stinks. I imagine they will still easily sell out their tour, but it won't have anything to do with No Line on the Horizon.
@BxgrlJeri: I think doing away with airline food may have actually been a favor to airline passengers.
@balt: Will be the first, that is.
So which right-wing blowhard will be to make a grab for attention by calling Sully a pinko commie?
A crushing condemnation of poor people.
He expects us to believe that they were talking to him in the shower and yet they didn't ridicule the size of his peener? Not buying it.
This just supports my theory that if it isn't endorsed by Billy Mays, IT'S CRAP.
At least they won't be old enough to vote for Sarah Palin.
I don't think it's accurate for CNN to say the joke bombed. It's more like it was about as uncomfortable of a thing to laugh at as Stephen Colbert's White House Correspondence Dinner roast of GWB a couple of years ago.
Given a choice between IMs and Rummy-esque snowflakes.. I'd go with the IMs.
No more meat? Michael Strahan is happy he chose to endorse Subway instead.
@Meg: Louis, sometimes extinct is better.
But will they be offended by the Geico commercials?
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