teaser mare commented on Jennifer Garner Stays In Style Despite Scare

"She looks great, if a bit uncomfortable around the boobage. I can attest that this dress is nip slip / boob explosion waiting to happen, as I own the same freakin' vintage de la Renta dress in red (It's my wedding dress)."

teaser mare commented on Ashley Young Wants You To Know His Body As Well As He Does

"I wanna have my left-over Thanksgiving turkey between ur home baked sourdough bread and u basting the top of my leg of lamb.""

teaser mare commented on 2007 LA Auto Show

"Where the hell is that Tatra?"

teaser mare commented on Will They Even Bother Playing A Game 4?

"@Tickenest: It says HIREMY."

teaser mare commented on Flushed out of hiding by Sarah

"Looks like Victoria's Secret withdrew their sponsorship after her disastrous performance and confiscated all her skivvies."

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teaser mare commented on Britney Spears' VMA Performance, In All Its Stringy-Haired, Sleepwalking Glory

"Not meaning to go all Deadspin on y'all, but she needs shoulder pads, a helmet, and a New York Jets uniform."

teaser mare commented on The Britney Spears VMA Trainwreck Explained

"Not wearing a corset was a good decision."

teaser mare commented on Britney Spears Gives The People What They Want: A Nationally Televised VMA Trainwreck

"Next stop for the Britney Spears comback tour: 4 Play Gentlemen's Club. Free lapdance included for first 10 customers."

teaser mare commented on Breaking News: Britney Spears Might Have A Problem!

" Of COURSE she's bipolar - she's bi, and likes to swing from poles."