twentyfivemillionreasons commented on Octogenarian Writer Leaves Rickey Henderson Off HOF Ballot; Hilarity Ensues

"He lives in Green Valley?"

twentyfivemillionreasons commented on Last Call For Deadspin Hall Of Fame Voting

"A Deadspin HOF bearth: Yet another role Matt Illustrator just can't land."

twentyfivemillionreasons commented on College Football Previews: #4 Oklahoma

"Stacked fans dressing like sluts in team colors = the second best part of college football."

twentyfivemillionreasons commented on Deadspin HOF Nominee: Erin Andrews

"She's not going to make it by the width of that belt."

twentyfivemillionreasons commented on Deadspin HOF Nominee: Marques Slocum's F--k Lion

"This vote is too fucking close."

twentyfivemillionreasons commented on China: The Smog-Filled Land Where Nothing Is Real

"None of their golden competitors got spooked and fell of the balance beam when it mattered. I beg to differ, their team captain did fall off the beam."

twentyfivemillionreasons commented on Time For Deadspin Hall Of Fame Nominations

"Fuck Lion Erin Andrews"

twentyfivemillionreasons commented on Jeff Kent: A Good Jerk Is Hard To Find

"Simers : Kent :: King : Farve Biggest difference: in the first pair, they're both extreme douchebags (Farve's recent behavior notwithstanding.)"

twentyfivemillionreasons commented on Oakland A's host diabetes

"What could go wrong?"

twentyfivemillionreasons commented on Brady Quinn Starts Off New Season With Training Camp Tights

"Nice pas croise."