He didn't Taser anyone. He used a generic stun gun. Taser would appreciate that clarification.
Wait, Angels fans were belligerent to these two? These girls must be the spawn of Satan. I was there in Anaheim for ALCS Game 4 and the Angels fans didn't even yell at the Yankees fans.
Furthermore, I totally dispute that there are any non-white Angels fans, especially in Anaheim.
Now I just need Terry McCaulley to be outed as a white supremacist and I'll be satisfied.
/no I'm not bitter.
This column is the best thing currently running on Deadspin.
Miss Elizabeth, who died in 2003...
No she didn't, don't you ever say that. She's just unavailable.
I nominate Maureen to be Deadspin guest editor for a day.
Yeah, this will end well.
@Billy Clyde Puckett: Aye. I've listened to all of one game done by Paul Allen (this year's win over SF), and I would not wish that experience on anyone.
Afterwards, I asked my Vikes-loving buddy about they radio crew and he said, "there's nothing worse than them, except maybe herpes".
Mike Florio seems to think he's awesome, though.
Methinks there was a formatting problem when Choire's repsonse got cut n' pasted? You should look into it?
I have a hard time believing that he doesn't know how to use a question mark properly?
Chuck roast chilli made with bacon and beer.
@Phintastic: Someday you should watch someone debone a chicken. Or perhaps just visit the poultry isle. A "boneless" thigh is exactly that: a thigh that has had the bone removed for you, not mashed up other chicken.
"then plenty of other Sportsmen of the Year"
I see what you did there.
... fentanyl doses are measured in MICROgrams (or some crazy small unit like that) whereas morphine is milligrams. It doesn't mean it's more powerful than morphine necessarily...
Yes, that's exactly what it means, Mike.
This is even dumber when you to realize that there is no scientific test for ADHD.
That sounds fucking AWESOME. Before I die, I want a fentanyl Dum Dum.
Did you miss the part where she's missing teeth from using those things? And the whole hallucinating bit?
"Oh, and don't treat him like a child or pet."
Or your girlfriend.
@Steve U: Of course not. Multi-classes like this used to suck, because you had to split all your XP 3-ways. #openmailbagtuesday
I disagree. One of my favorite past-times post-game is watching the live press conference coverage, if a team I dislike lost. Beautiful. Validates the existence of ESPN News. #haterade
@Muggs Bigglesworth: The writing is fairly poor, but I agree, there isn't one thing in here that seems unlikely. #timdonaghy
The NBA, it's fantastic! #timdonaghy
