<![CDATA[Comments from Billy Clyde Puckett]]> <![CDATA[Comments from Billy Clyde Puckett]]> <![CDATA[Billy Clyde Puckett commented on College Football Preview: Texas and Oklahoma Is At NOON (EST) You Drunk Idiots]]> Noon (EDT), actually. We won't be back in standard time (well, in lands where you change the clocks) until November 2.

]]> <![CDATA[Billy Clyde Puckett commented on Boys Will Be Boys]]> Stu Scott can't see what the problem is.

Well, as long as the problem is standing just off to the side.

]]> <![CDATA[Billy Clyde Puckett commented on Don't Hassle The Hoch! Ed Hochuli Under Siege Once Again]]> Yeah, not necessarily his call.

As the R, he's ultimately responsible, though. And the email response is far from as gracious as the ones after the Denver/San Diego game. Maybe that's to be expected after you take an enormous amount of crap for a month.

]]> <![CDATA[Billy Clyde Puckett commented on Hmm, Lisa Guererro should]]> She's edgy, isn't she?

Too bad there's no personal producer following her around as she composes edgy blog posts.

]]> <![CDATA[Billy Clyde Puckett commented on Has one paragraph ever summed]]> Remember, you're not allowed to like something if it's not also liked by thousands and thousands of other people. You can't enjoy something in a niche, you must follow everybody else's lead.

And, no, everybody else can't just ignore you or whatever it is you like, they have to be derisive about your interest.

Just a refresher.

]]> <![CDATA[Billy Clyde Puckett commented on Cubs Fans Accept Latest Loss With Usual Grace And Aplomb]]> Cub fans are, of course, the only people who do this.

]]> <![CDATA[Billy Clyde Puckett commented on Bring It On! Deadspin Ladies Take On The Idaho Cheerleading Controversy]]> It's true.

Women really aren't funny.

]]> <![CDATA[Billy Clyde Puckett commented on What pisses the shit out of]]> I have no idea if it is or isn't a great school. I only know about my tiny area of it.

And, David, fair enough on yours. But it's typical that you talk about anything that is even remotely related to any university and people come out of the woodwork with the maligning of said university...just because. It's just tired. Yawn. Did everybody here go to Harvard? Didn't think so.

]]> <![CDATA[Billy Clyde Puckett commented on What pisses the shit out of]]> Funny stuff.

I actually teach (adjunct, not on faculty) a similar course at ASU. We're going to talk about Bissinger v. Leitch in the context of the friction between old media and new media later in the semester.

And I don't know about the university as a whole, but the j-school seems very good. By all means, though, the knee-jerk "School X Must Suck Because I Went/Go To A Rival School Or Because Their Football Team Lost" stuff, keep that coming. That's epic.

]]> <![CDATA[Billy Clyde Puckett commented on Has Success Spoiled The Patriots Fan?]]> "Sure, they paid their money and wanted to see a win, but it's a sporting event, my friends. Any given Sunday."

I'm sure they felt that way about Sunday, February 3, 2008, right?

]]> <![CDATA[Billy Clyde Puckett commented on Has Success Spoiled The Patriots Fan?]]> When are we going to stop with the rhetorical questions?

]]> <![CDATA[Billy Clyde Puckett commented on George Brett Would Like To Tell You About That Time He Pooped His Pants]]> That looks like the mountains of Surprise, Arizona in the background (was just there last night), so it's of fairly recent vintage. The video, not the story.

The story is just claaaasssic.

]]> <![CDATA[Billy Clyde Puckett commented on Morning Blogdome: Baron Davis Scorns Woman; Woman Blogs Her Fury]]> I suppose not scoring weed for someone and figuring they're good for it wasn't an option, right?

]]> <![CDATA[Billy Clyde Puckett commented on David Foster Wallace: Sports Writer]]> Hanged himself.

The guy hanged himself. Not hung himself. Hanged himself.

Little known codicil of the Faber College English Department charter.

Lay off the figs.

]]> <![CDATA[Billy Clyde Puckett commented on Mariotti To Tribune Apparently Just A Matter Of When, Not If]]> Sam Zell, he's a fun one, ain't he?

]]> <![CDATA[Billy Clyde Puckett commented on Jason Whitlock Continues To Be Part-Time Publicist For Jeff George's Lonely Right Arm]]> Jason Whitlock is just an unabashed crazy man when it comes to Jeff George. It's like he's writing for the Daily Bizarro Planet sometimes, his columns on things like this are so completely devoid of reality it makes me wonder how one can get paid for being so....completely off-base.

]]> <![CDATA[Billy Clyde Puckett commented on A Slanted And Semi-Enchanted Evening With Linda Cohn]]> Last time I saw teeth like hers, Sigourney Weaver was shooting a flamethrower at them.

]]> <![CDATA[Billy Clyde Puckett commented on NFL Season Preview: Tampa Bay Buccaneers]]> Bucco Bruce. Not Bruce the Buccaneer. Bucco Bruce.

]]> <![CDATA[Billy Clyde Puckett commented on Somewhere, Matt Leinart Is Smiling]]> See, Alanis, that's ironic.

]]> <![CDATA[Billy Clyde Puckett commented on You Can Take Our Sarah Palin Videos, But You'll Never Take Our FREEDOM]]> I, for one, welcome our new intelligent clit overlords.

]]> <![CDATA[Billy Clyde Puckett commented on Matt Leinart Just Can't Figure This NFL Quarterback Thing Out Quite Yet]]> @FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns: Or a Bidwill, even.

/most misspelled name in sports

]]> <![CDATA[Billy Clyde Puckett commented on Salud, Chris Russo]]> Talentless.

]]> <![CDATA[Billy Clyde Puckett commented on Two University of Nebraska Wrestlers Featured In Gay Photo Shoot Sans Tights]]> Lawrence Phillips played a popular, high-revenue sport (and well), so, yeah, no harm, no foul there.

]]> <![CDATA[Billy Clyde Puckett commented on Get Away From Me Rachel Nichols!]]> In a related story, the ESPN.com headline "Andrews to peek at Joba's shoulder," disappointingly, was not about Erin Andrews getting a quick look in.

]]> <![CDATA[Billy Clyde Puckett commented on The Erin Andrews Backlash Has Officially Begun]]> That's certainly an attractive outfit, and she wears it well.

If you have the chutzpah to wear that to your work, right on.

The only problem I have with her is her voice, which would really drive me to put a nail in my head with a pneumatic gun after a few minutes.

]]> <![CDATA[Billy Clyde Puckett commented on Soon Jerry Buss' Invincible Laker Girl Army Shall Be Complete. Ah Ha Ha Ha Ha!]]> Mr. Buss has assembled a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude.

This is not a charade. We need total concentration.

]]> <![CDATA[Billy Clyde Puckett commented on Unfortunately, Being An Unrepentant Moron Is Not A Crime]]> Fuck him. Seriously, he can die.

]]> <![CDATA[Billy Clyde Puckett commented on Stuart Scott Gets The Final Word]]> "What they do is crap."

Stu, you owe me a new Irony Meter.

]]> <![CDATA[Billy Clyde Puckett commented on The Dushbag Chronicles: The Legitimacy Of Debbie Clemens' Body Still Being Scrutinized]]> [snltranscripts.jt.org]

Mike Wallace: Your client, Roger Clemens, took steroids, and so did his wife, is that right?

Nathan Thurm: [ shakes head ] I don't know what you're talking about. [ smiles ] It's funny that you would say that! They work out. What's wrong with that? Is there something wrong with that? Why, why, why is that something wrong to do? I don't understand that. Why are you pointing the finger at other people all the time? Why don't you point the finger at yourself? Do a little more reading, maybe? Some time in court - maybe that would be effective for you!

Mike Wallace: Pardon me for saying this, but you seem defensive.

Nathan Thurm: I'm not being defensive! You're the one who's being defensive! Why is always the other person who's being defensive? Have you ever asked yourself that? Why don't you ask yourself that?

]]> <![CDATA[Billy Clyde Puckett commented on Afternoon Blogdome: Alyssa Milano Intends To Shed Her Baseball Player-Dating Past Forever]]> I'm thinking she has aged right out of the ballplayer demographic. 34 is like 50 for most MLB guys.

]]> <![CDATA[Billy Clyde Puckett commented on Remember To Have Sympathy For Jim Leyritz Tonight]]> No, sorry. No sympathy here.

]]> <![CDATA[Billy Clyde Puckett commented on Afternoon Blogdome: Dan LeBatard Keeps His Interns Smiling And Happy]]> Holy shit, she IS super.

]]> <![CDATA[Billy Clyde Puckett commented on William Rhoden's Wimbledon Coverage Didn't Garner Him Any New Fans]]> "Hancock was vacationing?"

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