Am I too old to think Ryan and Ned need to join forces in one of these?
The US just airlifted Jim Leyritz in an SUV into Tripoli, and... well, it just writes itself.
HaHaHa, You Are Winner! HaHaHa, You Are Winner!
And when that glitch is fixed, just copy the title of the story you want to read, search for it in google, click on the story that pops up first (or another place that links to it). Voila, free stories.
But when will Canseco get to the Fireworks Factory?!?
If Sean Penn is Worker, then McDormand is Parasite? And the dog in the pool is Poochie?
So... it's Battle Royale mixed with Reality TV. Thanks.
legacy of sustained greatness overshadowed by Kobe's fist-pumping/Championship winning
Potato, Po-tah-to.
Potato, Po-tah-to.
Not Poors. We're now Sub-Millionaires.
Espanol slang for ass is culo, thus my Spanlish word for ass is cooler. In my world, ping pong balls definitely go in the cooler.
Imagine seeing a cab pull up today and a guy in a suit driving it? I'd be too scared to get in, thinking he was A) a NARC or B) going to handcuff me to a radiator like in The Bone Collector.
Orange County has its own type of white power RAYCESS-ness. Please don't lump LA with them. We can do ugly all by ourselves.
Helena Bonham Carter? More like "lotsa bonin in your farter!"
Well as far as I'm concerned, Lindsey Vonn can drink my pee any time she wants.
That's what we're talking about, right?
That's what we're talking about, right?
Hopefully that doesn't prevent them from making pt. 3 of their series, tentatively titled "Veal Talk with Whitlock and Mariotti."
I'm really happy Drew edited out the part in the end where he muttered "I'm a bright shining star, I'm a bright shining star" and whipped out his dong.
Seriously, I did the transfer thing my freshman year and it's hard. I also made time pass by watching a lot of MST3K and Simpsons reruns (on VHS!) and masturbating. Rarely were they endeavors independent of each other.
Seriously, I did the transfer thing my freshman year and it's hard. I also made time pass by watching a lot of MST3K and Simpsons reruns (on VHS!) and masturbating. Rarely were they endeavors independent of each other.
Jon Heyman just tweeted "Branyan in mix for 1b job w #dbacks..." I thought that would've been worth at *least* a blog post, not a throw-away tweet.
If you tweet #JeanieBussh, Phil Jackson has to excuse himself from whatever he's doing and leave.
It also has room for an HEB... Plus. That's how they roll.
Needs more Sam Waterston voice-over and Charleston music playing the background.
/Burns'd
/Burns'd
