Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! commented on The Ballad Of Willie Williams

"@lieutenant winslow: You also occasionally see people morph into meatballs, but that may be a side effect of the cocaine."

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! commented on Topless Midget Wrestling Controversy Rocks Sleepy Illinois Community

"The last midget that wrestled topless killed his wife and kid, so I can see why they're trepidatious."

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! commented on Jay Cutler, Diabetic, Shills for McDonald's

"We don't like to be called "Type 1 Diabetics," we like to be called "Pancreatic Cripples," and demand parking spaces reflecting as much. /dials up insulin pump for even reading the word "McDonalds""

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! commented on Professional wrestler Jake

"@Charlie Kerfelds Jetsons Tee: that's what the fucker gets for luring the Ultimate Warrior into a pit of cobras and giving me a fear of snakes for the rest of my life."

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! commented on Cheering For Injuries Is Good For America! Jamboroo, Week 2

"It's going to be so fantastic when Peterson pulls a Napoleon McCallum and touches his belly-button with his foot."

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! commented on The Sad, Curious Case Of Evan Tanner

"I'm sweating just reading the words "114 degree heat." The moral of this story is that I should be less fat and/or less Italian."

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! commented on Tom Brady Possibly Done For The Season

"@Larry Horse: I, as a Pats fan, was miserable until I laughed my ass off at that comment."

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! commented on The Onion Breaks Some Interesting News About Stu Scott

"Next week AJ plans to link to articles from Weekly World News."

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! commented on ESPN interested in out-NBC'ing

"I hope they resurrect Tom Mees to broadcast the diving events."

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! commented on Swedish wrestler throws fit,

"Shane Douglas is not impressed."