Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! commented on The Time Of Year When It's Okay To Bribe Student Athletes

"The Cotton Bowl gives out actual cotton to its black participants, causing them to rack up 200+ yards of penalties and do mock six-shooters in the end zone tunnel."

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! commented on Dear NBC, DIE

"@shtickless: Not only is it funny, but some of those "bait" girls are pretty hot."

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! commented on Ron Artest and John Green, Reunited At Last

"@Pornstars-for-Wilbon: but what will come of Mr."

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! commented on Harrison Accuser Dies From Gunshot Wounds

"Wow, things really went downhill for Dixon ever since he ended up not winning that Heisman at Oregon."

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! commented on Brady Quinn Will Guide Your Browns To Victory In 2009, New Media Says

"Power Bottom seeks Top with Millennium Force."

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! commented on Emmitt Smith Says Romo And Phillips Have To Stop Being Polite, Start Being Real

"Romo's was too busy going up somebody's snatch to snatch somebody up."

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! commented on Ron Artest and John Green, Reunited At Last

"@twoeightnine: Chelios swears by the chili, noting that it keeps him regular."

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! commented on Ron Artest and John Green, Reunited At Last

"Suge Knight and Vanilla Ice have also made up, apparently Suge was just helping him do pilates."

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! commented on Help Wanted: Preposterous NFL Project 2009

"I'll take care of him, but only if he share with me the wisdom of the Frog King, Sparrow Prince and Catata Fish."

Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! commented on God Apparently Not A Fan Of Allen Iverson

"between Randolph, OJ Mayo, Rudy Gay and Iverson, there may be the first on-court teammate stabbing this year."