@BlylevenTheDude: hey that's my alma mater. And sadly yes, provided that you have use of all of your extremities, you, at some point, probably dunked on my Fightin' Hatters.
@President Camacho: haha funny you mentioned that. Apparently the reason he got his job in the WWF was that he whipped out his legendary "gift" in front of Pat Patterson, and was hired on the spot.