DOES NOT WANT (to be fair, that includes most ESPN programming).

]]> Scratching your ass isn't going to make it any better, my friend.

]]> Sorry, too old for Vanilla Ice. But I did own an embarassing collection of Fleetwood Mac albums. And since I'm in the 70's Iron Butterfly rules! (innagaddadavida baby)

]]> @Marth: Isn't that why they invented sports bars?

]]> Too bad we can't see the short shorts! Looks like Rick is angling for Will's job.

]]> So U boy wants everone to see those sexy nipples. Gotta Support The Team!

]]> @BruschisBrewsky: Start with a few rounds in a Colorado resort...

]]> @WrighteousMetsFan: well, if the spear goes up his ass and out his mouth...

]]> How did that bottle of water get in there? It's taking up valuable space that otherwise could be used for cheap beer!

]]> You put your dick in one
you put your dick in two
you put your dick in three
and you shake it all about.

]]> DO NOT WANT. Thanks, you now owe me new eyeballs.

]]> I think I read some of those to my kids. No wonder their "special".

]]> @DumpsterDining: mmmm...timbits.....

]]> the fuck is a Tony Reali?

]]> @formerly Chief Wahoo: Yankee fans are going soft. 15 years ago I wore an A's coat to a game (not even an A's game) and almost got beat up. Good Times.

]]> "Hundreds of climbers were boxed in at the base camp" Man, the Chineese are really taking this no protest thing seriously.

]]> Oh, Hell Yes!

]]> IF I was to admit to doing the herb, I'd have to say......wait a minute, what was I talking about again......are you going to use those doritos.....wait a minute.....who the hell are you....

]]> a href="#c5435298">Schluby: Only because he didn'thave the crane necessary to get the feet all the way up to couch level.@<

]]> @Whitey Fisk: He's going to need the "Players With Yourself" card

]]> @RachelRayIsTheDevil: I didn't know that Bill Walker grew into an old white go so fast.

]]> @Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: Looks more like Tourette's to me.

]]> @Jews For Purple Jesus: +1.

]]> @And_You_Shall_Know_Me_By_The_Trail_of_Cheez-Its: I think it has to do with the polygamy.

]]> @HebrewHammer: I would have guessed Thunderbird...

]]> As usual, abstinence is the bst policy

]]> @Jerkwheat: "stars upon thars". And you know how that one ended up, right?

]]> FUC@DennyCrane: Shouldn't in be FUCK YOU IN THE ASS DAVID STERN?

]]> Fuck you too, section 117 row 23 seat 6

]]> I believe I was promised pictures of scantily clad women?

]]> nine hot dogs, nine beers, nine inning game. not that hard

]]> Approve. I'm one of the few (apparenlty) who like the NBA and so I dig those columns. But he should stick to the shit he knows and ease off on the schtick-o-meter once in a while.

]]> @BigJimSlade: I prefer the crab and asparagas omlette.

]]> Brett Favre retires? That's unpossible.

]]> @ghostsoftheSCupcountry: Biggity?
(you have to say as Doug McKenzie to really do it right)

]]> @1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes: I'd rather have double Brazillian action, if you know what I mean.

]]> @Little Wooden Boy: Couldn't be worse then Selig, could he? And when he fucks up it won't kill thousands of soldiers (not to mention the countless civilians), it will just cost the owners some bank.

]]> @GrinNBarrette: aawon wowan
/impressive clergymanized

]]> Second smoothest voice next to Vin Scully. Absolutely approve.

]]> Decent interviewer, horribly self important asswipe when handling calls = meh. But I disapprove of the logo and his wearing tye-dye.

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