blackaces commented on Trouser Snakes On A Plane

"What kind of plane is it? 'Well, it's a really pretty white one with little round windows and it looks like a big Tylenol with wings!'"

blackaces commented on Unfortunately, Being An Unrepentant Moron Is Not A Crime

"This man needs to die, ya digg brah?"

blackaces commented on Behold The Rogers Centre's Sordid History Of Sinful Decadence

"Throwing someone out of a hotel for masturbating? Is nothing sacred anymore?!1"

blackaces commented on Tony Kornheiser Is Very Fussy About His Shellfish

"Geez, if he wanted to go to a classy joint, he could have hit up Dirty Dicks or Big Peckers, down in Ocean City. And if really wants crabs, head over to The Bottle and Cork! *rimshot*"

blackaces commented on Obama Sponsoring NASCAR #49 car at Pocono

"Yea, so I actually met Obama yesterday at his rally here in Fairfax, VA."

blackaces commented on Are You Offended By ESPN?

"ESPN used to be the little-sports-network-that-could."

blackaces commented on A-Rod's Marital Woes Won't Stop Capitalism

"So this is below even ESPN's standards?"

blackaces commented on CC'S In Town, Arena League Coach Wigs Out, And Stu Scott Is Scared Of The Internet

"@Jews For Purple Jesus: Dr Zaius, Dr Zaius! Wooh wooh Dr."

blackaces commented on Soccer Players + Technology = Hilarious Blunders

"Boyakasha! RESPEK!"

blackaces commented on Rafael Nadal's Girlfriend Is Rather Pleasant Looking

"Deadspin has really brought the poon the last few days."

blackaces commented on Ana Ivanovic Makes Pretty Faces For The Camera

"Looks just like the women in Ocean City, MD! (In fact, looks NOTHING like the women in Ocean City.)"

blackaces commented on Comment Ombudsman: Become a Deadspin Commenter and Face Immediate Execution

"Daulerio Martyr's Brigade, at your service sir! **adjusts martyrs belt**"

blackaces commented on This Is The *Ball That Will Grace The Hall

"@Yostal: Sounds just like a Redskins fan."

blackaces commented on This Is The *Ball That Will Grace The Hall

"*takes bow* Don't worry, Jehovas."

blackaces commented on This Is The *Ball That Will Grace The Hall

"Being a Red Sox fan was once described as the combination of Catholic Guilt, Protestant Fatalism, and Jewish Angst. Yep, that about sums it up."

blackaces commented on This Is The *Ball That Will Grace The Hall

"@Yostal: Damn you, Yostal! This is great."

blackaces commented on This Is The *Ball That Will Grace The Hall

"@Fat-Fat: Welcome to the now!"

blackaces commented on Your Fourth Of July Throwgasm Breakdown

"Threadjack LA Galaxy reps set to offer Ronaldinho mega-contract this Friday in Houston, where they will meet his brother/agent. /end minor threadjack"