Forget it Jake, it's a Gawker site.
And that's why I drink Red Dry Ice, the official beer of the early 90s.
Senator Davis to me (8:27 p.m.): Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiii...
The only reason I watched any Peanuts holiday special as a child was because of those Dolly Madison Zingers commercials
Not only did my parents put up the tree the first saturday of December, they never hid gifts they bought either. They brought them home, wrapped them up, and put them under the tree for me to see. I learned patience at an early age.
"rhythmic slapping sounds", for the horrible imagery it produces.
I never understood this commercial - didn't IBM pcs have open architecture so other manufacturers could create a better video card, etc.? Didn't Microsoft license MS-DOS out to other pc manufacturers? Apple always seemed to me to be a cult of personality.
At least she didn't run afoul of Wisconsin's strict Lactose Intolerance laws.
It's like when I close my eyes and I see those red circles with black centers that eventually turn into blue circles with black centers. Only not.
Running away from explosions while carrying a football is the new walking calmly away from large explosion.
Looks like I found a new "Not sure if serious" pic.
"Do you want to see something really scary?"
I don't know anything, but I'm familiar with nothing.
He needs to loosen his tie before his head explodes.
Morgan Freeman and Tom Hanks

/they film it and then they narrate it. Beautiful.
"Hey, Gordie, guess where we got the idea for your name?"
"It's okay if they bump their heads. Babies are built tough. Nothing bad will happen."
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