Me Chinese. Me play joke. Me beat roundeye by two stroke.
@JonasEleius: If that's AJ with a fake Facebook account then this might be the most meta day in the history of the internet.
Consider us even since I can't tell if that's really Shakey in that email.
@DirkToberFest: That's a George Bush quote that I find funny. Nothing more, nothing less. Do you still want me to pull the plug?
Good luck eating all those Sour Patch Kids when your mouth is full of cankers, Lamar.
That Blount video is actually something we picked up from everydayshouldbesaturday.com Best, Style Points editors
SNAAAAAKKKEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dude on the right has T-Rex arms. That is all.
@Bobby Big Wheel: Are you saying he's the Richie Aprile of the Warner Bros. family?
Odds that the plushie Yosemite Sam misunderstood the 'mount your sheep' instruction?
If only he knew where to find Jerome...
@Skating Tomato: I heard one where the punchline was "Hopefully he's not molesting Eric Clapton's kid that fell out that window."
@Kige Ramsey: Read it slow to get the full effect.
so send in your best

Already did.

@Matt Sussman: You would know, Storm Shadow.
If any of you guys hacked Wynalda's facebook email me b/c I want you to ghostwrite some stuff for my site.

Evening, douchers.

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