What is "Barely," Alex?
The fastest thing I could find that cost the same $/mo as the alimony payments did.
And the most expensive escort in town.
And the most expensive escort in town.
The Battleship, USS Crown Victoria!
When I was learning to drive, Dad taught me to keep the white line in the crosshairs of that monster of a hood ornament.
When I was learning to drive, Dad taught me to keep the white line in the crosshairs of that monster of a hood ornament.
In the Venn diagram of responsibilities, the spot where "gun ownership / operation" and "parenthood" overlap is colored a deep, dark red. It is not to be entered lightly, nor, for lack of a better term, fucked around with. In fact, some people are better off staying far, far away from either component, or both.
@OMG! Ponies!: You and I have differing definitions of the word 'reasonable.' Sadly, I believe yours is the one that the courts share...
@thatgirlinnewyork: It's a big goddamned curtain.
Gahhh... fuck. You know, folks, the largest industry in my fair state is tourism. Y'all come on down to Chal'ston, and have a stay at Myrtle Beach this spring, and we'll treat you right nice. Hell, if you choose your company well, you might even enjoy living here.
Just pay no attention to the backwards, bigoted, damnfool, dunderheaded, dimwitted, racist idiots behind the curtain.
Just pay no attention to the backwards, bigoted, damnfool, dunderheaded, dimwitted, racist idiots behind the curtain.
What a boondoggle THAT was.
Crack pipe - but I'd pay him 2 grand for it and drive the godawful, wonderful abomination home.
Come on fellas, find a damn track.
/there but for the grace of God...
/there but for the grace of God...
Fuckin' A, SpaceX. Fuckin' A!
@Tightlines: The curve. God, I love looking at that curve.
Holy shit - Dad finally got back from picking up that pack of smokes!
That thing looks as uncomfortable as a case of the hot wing shits. A fool and his money...
@Francis Coontz: This is where I heart you. Hope you don't mind too much.
Crack at any price.
This is the song that never ends,
it just goes on and on my friends,
some people started singing it, not knowing what it was
and they'll continue singing it forever just because
it is the song that never ends,
it just goes on and on my friends...
it just goes on and on my friends,
some people started singing it, not knowing what it was
and they'll continue singing it forever just because
it is the song that never ends,
it just goes on and on my friends...
Wow.
Yeah, that's all I got. "Wow."
Yeah, that's all I got. "Wow."
