The NBA: Where shot clock maintenance happens.
@MarissaExplainsItAll: So my plans to sell 2% pasteurized breast milk is a go? Sweet.
@MarissaExplainsItAll: How about pasteurizing an entire group of people? Should I have not done that?
@Pete Gaines: So I should cancel the leather jacket with "Dice" on the back?
@Kid Canada: Though undoubtedly Randolph has had "assume the position" screamed at him by a few cops.
@RonArtestTableLeg: Upside is expensive, no matter how tenuous the odds are, better to draft Olowokandi again...
They're gonna draft Olowokandi again.
I can't wait to see the Clippers get the overall #1, mostly because you know they'll fuck it up. Like taking Paulus, fuck it up.
@Starburied: Allow me to translate:
"A.J. Romeo, director of Yankees Steiner Collectibles, seemed intrigued by the idea of keeping his job by doing what ever asinine thing the Steinbrenners tell him to do."
@StevePerryPsychOut: Yeah, but Wynonna got them to drink caffeinated beverages during it.
@BigTenObsession: She's deflowered half the Osmond family- in one afternoon!
@Phil Mickelsons Man Tits: With 3 Doors Down there's a tinge of talent that makes you think they're capable of quality, but decided playing shit pays better.
And lets you bang country stars.
@Quake 'n' Shake: I don't think that's recent. Or undeserved. Or going far enough.
@Lady Andrea: I think that is like saying killing somebody with a knife isn't as bad as shooting them. Stupid and offensive is stupid and offensive.
If you're gonna be offensive, at least put a little thought into it.
@Yinka Double Dare: Is the team managed in a gutsy and gritty manner?
Chris Webber keeps track of my time outs.
@Lady Andrea: Well since they're ripping off a Cards' fan's shirt I'm not sure your side is much better off.
@RonArtestTableLeg: Hard to read them when you've used them for a napkin while eating an entire barbecued buffalo.
@Sculptor?!? I just met her!: Goodnight room. Goodnight moon. Goodnight troll jumping over the moon. Goodnight light, and the red balloon...
I'd call Marco Andretti the male Danica, but Danica had to earn her spot.
@Fatty_B: What bait were you using?
