Comments from Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner commented on Sexy Olympian Has Sexy Performance

Mon, 12 May 2008 00:38:38 EDT

@Becky_MI: I think they're all calling India to see how reunion stand ins are.

I'll take this as a hint to see myself out.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner commented on Sexy Olympian Has Sexy Performance

Mon, 12 May 2008 00:35:13 EDT

Has the furry one struck again?

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner commented on Sexy Olympian Has Sexy Performance

Mon, 12 May 2008 00:24:26 EDT

@Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG: Maybe you should get a Thai girl, that way Padd Thai.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner commented on Sexy Olympian Has Sexy Performance

Mon, 12 May 2008 00:06:34 EDT

@Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG: Not to criticize your cunning plan, but that the best thing you can think to do with a cute Phillipina girl?

@josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you: I died during a fireworks display gone wrong. Or I'm within Shawn Kemp's record for baby mamas.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner commented on Sexy Olympian Has Sexy Performance

Mon, 12 May 2008 00:00:29 EDT

@josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance...: I like to create fake names and data on classmates.com. I think it's hilarious.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner commented on Sexy Olympian Has Sexy Performance

Sun, 11 May 2008 23:58:34 EDT

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general direction: @She Blinded Me With Violence: @Signal to Noise:

Actually I just struke upon gold, I'm gonna hire somebody from India to replace me; they'll go to the reunion and inform the people there that I outsourced myself.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner commented on Sexy Olympian Has Sexy Performance

Sun, 11 May 2008 23:37:34 EDT

@Signal to Noise: I'm considering sending somebody to pretend to be me. Preferably somebody prone to outburst when drunk.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner commented on Sexy Olympian Has Sexy Performance

Sun, 11 May 2008 23:27:44 EDT

@Yostal: Thanks, but it was a spork. Talk about being unprepared.

@Signal to Noise: It's even more fun when you run into them and have no idea who they are.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner commented on Sexy Olympian Has Sexy Performance

Sun, 11 May 2008 23:19:19 EDT

@Clare: That's why I've tried very hard to spread the rumor I'm dead.

And that I'm worshiped as a demi-god in Bolivia. But I'm not as pushy on that one.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner commented on Sexy Olympian Has Sexy Performance

Sun, 11 May 2008 23:17:39 EDT

@I Party With 33765-183: I don't know, I give him the benefit of the doubt; the PTSD of being Bill's kid has to be crippling.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner commented on Sexy Olympian Has Sexy Performance

Sun, 11 May 2008 23:10:21 EDT

@I Party With 33765-183: I'm gonna go out on a limb and say Bill Walton, though the image of Jerry Garcia nude and tripping on acid in your backyard has to leave some mental scars.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner commented on Sexy Olympian Has Sexy Performance

Sun, 11 May 2008 23:00:39 EDT

@thefuseproject: Everything's coming up Milhouse!

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner commented on Sexy Olympian Has Sexy Performance

Sun, 11 May 2008 22:58:33 EDT

@J-No: My youngest niece is an only child for that exact reason.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner commented on Ozzie Guillen And His Inflatable Fans

Fri, 09 May 2008 23:17:57 EDT

@phillas: Sure, that too.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner commented on Ozzie Guillen And His Inflatable Fans

Fri, 09 May 2008 23:15:40 EDT

@Dr. Michael Mancini: I hear A-Rod is looking for 8-9, but he fantasizes about 10 plus.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner commented on Ozzie Guillen And His Inflatable Fans

Fri, 09 May 2008 23:00:55 EDT

@UkraineNotWeak: They said their Lord and Savior, Tim Tebow, died for his sins.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner commented on Ozzie Guillen And His Inflatable Fans

Fri, 09 May 2008 22:48:18 EDT

@My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZ...: Well he's certainly a lock for the Doug Gottlieb Award.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner commented on All Hail Derek Jeter's Golden Baby Arm

Thu, 08 May 2008 23:54:14 EDT

@Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG: I haven't seen that yet either. I only just watched the Simpson's Movie last month.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner commented on All Hail Derek Jeter's Golden Baby Arm

Thu, 08 May 2008 23:52:34 EDT

@Becky_MI: You mean compromise? People do that?

Interesting.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner commented on All Hail Derek Jeter's Golden Baby Arm

Thu, 08 May 2008 23:51:32 EDT

@pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at: And Jenna Fischer so it got to be good. I hope.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner commented on All Hail Derek Jeter's Golden Baby Arm

Thu, 08 May 2008 23:49:11 EDT

@J-No: Well these guys, [www.themonastery.org] say I'm a minister so I'll sign off if you want.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner commented on All Hail Derek Jeter's Golden Baby Arm

Thu, 08 May 2008 23:45:18 EDT

@SuperFrankieLampard: Add... er... well just never mind.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner commented on All Hail Derek Jeter's Golden Baby Arm

Thu, 08 May 2008 23:44:26 EDT

@Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG: I probably need to see Walk Hard, they looked like it had potential.

But to be honest Indy 4 will probably be the only movie I see this year. Or next.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner commented on All Hail Derek Jeter's Golden Baby Arm

Thu, 08 May 2008 23:40:48 EDT

@J-No: When do you put the horse's head in the bed?

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner commented on All Hail Derek Jeter's Golden Baby Arm

Thu, 08 May 2008 23:21:14 EDT

@J-No: The recently knocked up?

@Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG: Oh, this is the tip of the iceberg compared to the past.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner commented on All Hail Derek Jeter's Golden Baby Arm

Thu, 08 May 2008 23:15:50 EDT

@Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay: Naw it's cool, Grey's Anatomy is on tonight.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner commented on All Hail Derek Jeter's Golden Baby Arm

Thu, 08 May 2008 23:12:48 EDT

@Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG: And scene.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner commented on All Hail Derek Jeter's Golden Baby Arm

Thu, 08 May 2008 23:04:56 EDT

@Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG: I read somewhere their periods attract sharks. Sharks can smell the menstruation.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner commented on All Hail Derek Jeter's Golden Baby Arm

Thu, 08 May 2008 22:32:17 EDT

@Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG: Well you know what they say about the Yamato?

It went down like 65,000 tons of fake boobies.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner commented on All Hail Derek Jeter's Golden Baby Arm

Thu, 08 May 2008 22:14:00 EDT

@Le Légende de Vincent Tremblay: Seriously, she has the engine from a Honda Civic in her chest.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner commented on All Hail Derek Jeter's Golden Baby Arm

Thu, 08 May 2008 22:07:55 EDT

@Brazil Thrill's Shot Was Blocked By KG: Dude, can I just ask; WTF?

[www.myfoxphilly.com]

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner commented on Has Marvin Harrison's Shady Past (And Present) Finally Caught Up To Him?

Thu, 08 May 2008 16:40:55 EDT

@Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: And man was the '92 draft a big sack of shit; Troy Vincent was the only solid player to come out of that first round.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner commented on Has Marvin Harrison's Shady Past (And Present) Finally Caught Up To Him?

Thu, 08 May 2008 16:36:56 EDT

@Phony Gwynn: Quentin Coryatt would like to remind you he's old school.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner commented on Hey, Uh, Is Everything OK With Dwyane Wade?

Thu, 08 May 2008 11:57:54 EDT

@Weed Against Speed: That's ok, Rosie has.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner commented on HBO: Jessica Simpson Will Not Retard Our Football Camp Show

Wed, 07 May 2008 22:37:41 EDT

@pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at: We'd be one of them, we could go there all the time. I'm not sure about having buy sandwiches for all of DUAN though.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner commented on HBO: Jessica Simpson Will Not Retard Our Football Camp Show

Wed, 07 May 2008 22:29:21 EDT

@pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at: I was thinking Teamsters; we'd blend right in.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner commented on HBO: Jessica Simpson Will Not Retard Our Football Camp Show

Wed, 07 May 2008 22:27:05 EDT

@pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at: We really need to unionize; we're vastly underpaid for our wisdom and Pootie Tang quotes.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner commented on Kitchen Oak-idential

Wed, 07 May 2008 00:38:40 EDT

@Bed Bath and Jihad: Lake County is for all purposes part of Chicago, or Chicagoland as were.

Anybody who loses Lake County has their lawyers take a look at it.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner commented on Kitchen Oak-idential

Wed, 07 May 2008 00:36:05 EDT

Meanwhile we have a governor's race that is down to like 3000 votes seperating them statewide; and we're stuck waiting on Lake County to decide it.

Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner commented on Kitchen Oak-idential

Wed, 07 May 2008 00:31:35 EDT

@Bed Bath and Jihad: Not as much as you'd think, everytime a prominent Republican loses a statewide race they immediately accuse Lake County of voter fraud. Everybody is kind of use to it at this point.

And no, nobody ever finds an actual voter fraud.