@JimEverettsPhantomSack: That Findlay game was fantastic though, as good as any tourney game I've seen this year.

/Cue the One Shining Moment

@JimEverettsPhantomSack: I thought it was more about that Ess Eee Cee speed than it was about choking? Or are we going with choking now? Can't have it both ways...
@The Boy Who Was Indifferent Towards Tom Gordon: I'm just surprised she didn't follow A-Rod into the lady's room
"A bomb? Quick! Everybody under the desk!"
@Hatey McLife: As Brady Quinn says, "Now I'm done!"
@MarkKelsosMigraine: Is that a gay Cleveland Browns' QB joke not involving Quinn? With bonus Chosen People allusions?

+1 to you, sir.

@Matt Sussman: Is that the, the Falcon symbol?

/Headed to I-80/I-90

Missouri has got to make a stand

I say they burn Lawrence. That went well before, amirite?

@Business_Socks: I pulled a 39

/not to brag
//ok, to brag

This is very appropriate for a commercial or bad game distraction:

[www.sporcle.com]

Best of luck!

@Kick His Ass Seabass: Yeah, that's a pretty cool training task. Makes your apartment smell pretty bad for awhile though.
Speaking of unemployment, I'm looking for the company that serves beer at every meeting. Unlike the Bud Light commercial, however, they serve Dogfish 90 Minute. A boy can dream.
@Yinka Double Dare: Either way, you get to see a team with way too many white kids from Indiana
@Arsenio Billingham: I'm pretty sure he just has a little tar on his heel.
@Business_Socks: I'm sure some Duke kid is paying someone else to live blog the game for them.
Thucydides had the Spartans getting ever so close...
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