My favorite was: ♪ I got Hossa in different area codes ♪
/not proud of myself
This judge would be my hero if he'd presided over the Kobe trial.
In hindsight, breaking up with Kirstie Alley after the bullfight was a terrible idea.
The security guard was quick to Walker out...
You are now following Natalie Gulbis...until the restraining order is issued.
Well, in fairness, he had nothing on Justin, JC, and Joey.
"Pearls of wisdom: Brace yourself for Manny's excuse!"
/Life of Reilly'd
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Rose issued the following statement to the press: "Please, NCAA, don't hurt 'em."

/best picture ever?
Well, actually you still are...