I'm still waiting for Calipari to apologize for those Nets season tickets I bought ten years ago.
@Karlifornia: Maybe Shelden Williams, on a really bad day. Um...have you?
made songs for him

My favorite was: ♪ I got Hossa in different area codes ♪

/not proud of myself

Finally! I've waited three years for someone to fill the void in my life left by Shawn Bradley.
The defendant intentionally applied force that was outside the rules of the game or any standard by which the game is played ... Nothing suggests that the sort of conduct found here would be within accepted standards of play. Accordingly, there could be no implied consent."

This judge would be my hero if he'd presided over the Kobe trial.

Yes, yes, it's tragic and horrifying, but no one told Lancho to pick a fight with a crazed and wounded half-ton animal.

In hindsight, breaking up with Kirstie Alley after the bullfight was a terrible idea.

That's against the law in Rangersland.

The security guard was quick to Walker out...


Well, the jerk store called, and they're running out of you!
Magic! Cavs! Pants Party stories?? The NBA on lowposts.com!!
And yet this isn't even the most shocking story of a Bull getting changes in his past.


Watching tonites basketball game. Even though my Sac Kings aren't playing.

You are now following Natalie Gulbis...until the restraining order is issued.

@Father of 2 Future First Rounders: I'm embarrassed to say I didn't Google their names.
"[Majerus] had a habit of calling Lance 'cunt extraordinaire'

Well, in fairness, he had nothing on Justin, JC, and Joey.

His teeth will probably hurt, or something like that.

"Pearls of wisdom: Brace yourself for Manny's excuse!"

/Life of Reilly'd
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What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk
-- Wait, you're doing what? Well that's disappointing.
I could've sworn I saw Finals games on back-to-back nights in the year 2000...
Rose is long gone, so they can't touch him.

Rose issued the following statement to the press: "Please, NCAA, don't hurt 'em."

That's great, but why's she wearing an Earl Boykins jersey?

/best picture ever?

He doesn't even go to Clippers games. We're not in the same ballpark.

Well, actually you still are...

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