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    • College Football

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    • Afternoon Blogdome

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    • Mlb

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    • Jeff Jagodzinski

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    • Mlb

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    • Skier incident

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    • Erin Andrews

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      "Rey both e-mailed and spoke to Erin and apologized to her. He realized he made a mistake and used poor judgment. He deeply regrets his actions". EA? Mum. [LAT] [via Smackcaster]
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      By DAULERIO

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    • Jeff Jagodzinski

      Jeff Jagodzinski Reportedly Signs His Own Death Certificate

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      By DAULERIO

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    • GMAC Bowl

      Rock You Like A Golden Hurricane

      Tulsa shuts down Nate Davis, tramples Ball State 45-13 in GMAC Bowl. Oh, you didn't watch? [Indy Star]
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    • Morning Blogdome

      Because The World Isn't Truly Free Unless The Gators Win

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    • Nhl

      Hockey World Is Filled With Finger-Biting, Child-Mugging Thugs

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    • Mlb

      In Which Andy McPhail Finally Crosses The Pond

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      What The Mind Can Conceive And Believe, It Can Achieve

      So this fascinating photo seen many, many places today is courtesy of The Smoking Gun. I'd try to explain what happened, but it's much too complicated. Let them: More »
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    • Jeff Jagodzinski

      Clearly, He's Not One To Respond To Hollow Threats

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