1976 Oakland Raiders commented on Essay Contest: Win a Date With LPGA Golfer Natalie Gulbis

"Clean my balls, bitch. Gotta love golf for the myriad of double entendres it provides!"

1976 Oakland Raiders commented on Ladainian Tomlinson campaigns

"I would vote for you, LaDainian, but who is your running mate?"

1976 Oakland Raiders commented on Poor Blade Runner. Double-amputee

"By 2012, those springy metal things he calls legs will be replace by jet powered wheelie feet."

1976 Oakland Raiders commented on Brady Quinn: Bringing People Together Of All Persuasions

"Dude."

1976 Oakland Raiders commented on "Sexon In The City." Raise

"But but but..."

1976 Oakland Raiders commented on Unfortunately, Being An Unrepentant Moron Is Not A Crime

"This is so hard to believe..."

1976 Oakland Raiders commented on To Watch Tonight

"NABO?"

1976 Oakland Raiders commented on The Dushbag Chronicles: The Legitimacy Of Debbie Clemens' Body Still Being Scrutinized

"Alls I knows is Debbie's body is bangin'!"

1976 Oakland Raiders commented on Your former editor —

"Cal is a lot like John Lennon."

1976 Oakland Raiders commented on New England Patriots Helmet Tattoo Guy Auctioning Off Rest of Body

"What if the Pats go back to their old logo, the gay guy hiking the ball to no one in particular"

1976 Oakland Raiders commented on Charges dropped against former

"C'mon, we all make mistakes."

1976 Oakland Raiders commented on This Has Become One Famous Wingnut

"It must be offensive if you can't even hear what he's saying and he still gets beeped."

1976 Oakland Raiders commented on Travis Henry Should Really Invest In Some Better Goldenseal

"(making bong hit noises) (cough!) What?"

1976 Oakland Raiders commented on Jenn Sterger Would Not Like Erin Andrews To 'Suck It'

"I SOOOOO want to see Jenn and Erin makeout at the grocery store."

1976 Oakland Raiders commented on The CBS Sports Store is clearing

"I gotta get that and put it on the shelf next to my Oakland Raiders Super Bowl XXXVII Champions DVD."

1976 Oakland Raiders commented on Tim Tebow Is Touching Babies in Asia Again

"Michael Jackson thinks Tim Tebow is a pussy."

1976 Oakland Raiders commented on Mike Lowell Kills With Cell Phone Pranks

"Hello, phone sex?"

1976 Oakland Raiders commented on Clemson Fans Have Awesome Tattoos

"That's the sort of dedication that goes over big at Appalachian State University"