lorne bialystok commented on Media Approval Ratings: Craig Sager

"Working with Christine Chubbuck should earn you a 4.0."

lorne bialystok commented on About Last Night

"I didn't realize Lorenzen Wright took up football."

lorne bialystok commented on Red Sox Scout Endures The Long Nights On The Road In The Wrong Way

"Sometimes you just gotta BABIP your VORP."

lorne bialystok commented on Carlos Mencia Is The NFL's Dane Cook

"The Latino Dave Chapelle thing isn't working, is it?"

lorne bialystok commented on It's Close To Midnight And Hichori Morimoto Is Lurking In The Dark

"Clinton Portis needs to find a lawyer."

lorne bialystok commented on Purple Jesus And His Pop Warner Buddies

"Poiple Jesus > "I am Legend" night freaks (but by a hair)."

lorne bialystok commented on Michael Schumacher Has To Get To The Airport STAT

"The cabbie was born in the US, I understand."

lorne bialystok commented on Is Tennis Mobbed Up?

"yulia nova's mobbed up and I could care less."

lorne bialystok commented on In Praise Of Dwight Howard

"I think Duncan's technically been a power forward throughout his career."

lorne bialystok commented on No More Stars

"The league is too playground, which means too much emphasis on individual dipsy-do."