I don't think Carpino knows where Seattle actually is.
Not to go all Liberal Arts here, but vacation comes from the Latin 'vacare' which means 'to be free' or 'to be at leisure.' Holiday, though, is from holy day, which still makes sense to some degree (Christmas, Easter, Hannukah breaks, vacations, etc.), but in a society where "vacations" aren't strictly tied to feast days or holy days, then vacation probably makes more sense.
Pretty sure "they" are saying all these things already. This is a pretty piss poor way to leverage an awful event into page views.
I assume they didn't look like that on their internet threesome profiles or whatever...cause, um.
True. I guess it just still rings hollow despite, you know, the biggest name in college football getting canned.
Okay, good. But they should really fire just about everybody, right? We're to believe that the "longtime assistant" didn't know anything either?
Seriously. Clean house.
Seriously. Clean house.
The chances of them each having 20 kids is highly unlikely, of course. But let's say they did. That would be 400 people over the course of 30 or so years. In the time it took me to type this, about 200 people died. That combined with the fact that birth rates are WAY down across the globe (and steadily shrinking), and I don't think you have to worry about the Duggars taking all your water.
Well sure, if you want to get technical.
Why does Philly keep topping these lists again?
Because they threw snowballs at Santa Claus 30 years ago, which as we all know is worse than routinely beating the shit out of and/or murdering people. C'mon, Petchesky don't you read your sports media memos?
Because they threw snowballs at Santa Claus 30 years ago, which as we all know is worse than routinely beating the shit out of and/or murdering people. C'mon, Petchesky don't you read your sports media memos?
So, he hurt his knee picking himself up off the ice? Really, how did that happen?
because this is America — where Nothing Is Ever About Race
I think you got that backwards.
I think you got that backwards.
Jose Canseco is going to live until he's 120, and he can prove it.
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There's gonna be a lot of homeless people eating lobster sandwiches in Portland.
Anybody know why the pic of Manning/Brady SI ran today has Manning wearing a Ravens hat?
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@nicnack74: I may be wrong, but I think it was just meant to gauge how accurate the numbers were...if not counted, that's a significant percentage of people that we're "missing" in regards to the census.
@Lyesmith: You got a New Year's present? Lucky.
@Ms.Anthropy: Yes. This. How can we delete our accounts?
@Donnie_Iris: Sweden, man. Sweden.
I only know this because of my unnatural hatred towards Ikea.
I only know this because of my unnatural hatred towards Ikea.
@Bobby BoJangles: Also Kelly McGillis. Yeesh...she didn't age as well as Tom Cruise, did she?
