This is the greatest thing ever.
I'm about to get stealthy.
/sorry, got banned from Deadspin and had to come here to let my peeps know I'm not taking this lying down.
@wonderlic---myballs:
+1
I see your star, and my star is still on my profile. Gawker IT started drinking at lunch apparently.
@Quake 'n' Shake:
is that why my star disappeared?
Maybe the Rockies players got tired of him timing everything they do...from walking to the plate, to running to their positions.
@wonderlic---myballs:
I thought mine was gone too, but then it appears when your comment is published...IT'S FREAKING ME OUT.
@FAILBOT:
Wow, I finally got FAILBOT'D.
I'd rather see her on Lap Dancing With The Stars, and yes, I'm a Star.
@savedbypurplejesus:
well, whaddaya know?
@big_bear:
I can't stop laughing at the IPOD mistake.
Is she a "Fan of not being on fire?" A few of my Facebook friends are, and yes, they are dorks.
@The Devil and Daniel Murphy:
"Wow, how do you know so much about I crapped my pants?"
"Because I'm wearing them. And I just did."
@PolishMafia:
I was about to make that joke. Nice. Thankfully that show has been forgotten in my house.
after he objected to a close play at the play
Must've been Damn Yankees
The South African Tim Clark, Woody Austin and Steve Stricker led an old-fashioned Texas hoedown
In the 90's, Michael Irvin's ho-downs weren't old fashioned, and often included gang bangs.
@MarkKelsosMigraine:
Hey, We're Canadian! Day
@MarkKelsosMigraine:
He's oot, and I don't know what that's abooot.
And Spud is conspicuously absent today...hmmmmmm.
