Father of 2 Future First Rounders commented on Get Off Beau Breedlove's Jock

"I'm about to get stealthy. /sorry, got banned from Deadspin and had to come here to let my peeps know I'm not taking this lying down."

Father of 2 Future First Rounders commented on Why Your Stadium Sucks: AT&T Park

"@wonderlic---myballs: +1 I see your star, and my star is still on my profile."

Father of 2 Future First Rounders commented on Sideline Princess Wants To Become Dancing Queen

"@Quake 'n' Shake: is that why my star disappeared?"

Father of 2 Future First Rounders commented on The End Of The Rocky Road For Clint Hurdle

"Maybe the Rockies players got tired of him timing everything they do...from walking to the plate, to running to their positions."

Father of 2 Future First Rounders commented on Why Your Stadium Sucks: AT&T Park

"@Father of 2 Future First Rounders: WTF?"

Father of 2 Future First Rounders commented on Why Your Stadium Sucks: AT&T Park

"@wonderlic---myballs: I thought mine was gone too, but then it appears when your comment is published...IT'S FREAKING ME OUT."

Father of 2 Future First Rounders commented on Sideline Princess Wants To Become Dancing Queen

"@FAILBOT: Wow, I finally got FAILBOT'D."

Father of 2 Future First Rounders commented on Sideline Princess Wants To Become Dancing Queen

"I'd rather see her on Lap Dancing With The Stars, and yes, I'm a Star."

Father of 2 Future First Rounders commented on The Caliparis Continue To Use Social Networking Tools To Bash Pat Forde

"@savedbypurplejesus: well, whaddaya know?"

Father of 2 Future First Rounders commented on The Caliparis Continue To Use Social Networking Tools To Bash Pat Forde

"@big_bear: I can't stop laughing at the IPOD mistake."