like a child who has just discovered that pushing air here through that makes noise
I learned of an unfortunate noise when some air was pushed through there on my slutty first girlfriend.
I learned of an unfortunate noise when some air was pushed through there on my slutty first girlfriend.
His first mistake was when she said she had a strap, he laughed because he knew she didn't have no damn gun.
He sucks Eaus? Burn!
Great, now not only will we have to take off our shoes at security, now we have to show our balls and shafts.
RIP DUAN. Emeritus must be rolling over in his cubicle.
Reebok should've confiscated the tape.
That's no Kangaroo, that's a rejected Joe Camel ad.
Of course he nailed her...only dudes who wear bluetooth earpieces at the pool are cool enough.
Is that Mike Tomlin...because that profile shot of him makes me think of this.
Dan Patrick called on Deadspin to count them tonight actually. He said it on his show this morning...and then he put the over/under at 220.
Ironically, my elementary school teacher Mrs. Crabapple used to go down on a Homer.
If they're homeless, does that mean every team is automatically always the visitors?
@Skating Tomato:
Embedded links don't work for the unstarred? Is that the deal here?
Embedded links don't work for the unstarred? Is that the deal here?
i"Ele esteve em comigo no aniversário dele ano passado. Fizemos uma festa aqui no meu bairro." "He was in me at his birthday last year.
Wow, they were really close.
Wow, they were really close.
Just Bleed
That was my mantra in high school and college...because I didn't use condoms.
That was my mantra in high school and college...because I didn't use condoms.
Does he pronounce it Cor-TAY-zay like the other douche?
Is Ice Age 3 a movie??
/just kidding, got two little dudes. Nice job today...fill in guy.
/just kidding, got two little dudes. Nice job today...fill in guy.
I guess you could say he has balls, right Lance?
Obvious photoshop...now way Tebow would be in the same room with the devil's cider.
Lynn, get the tape.
