Meanwhile, over on the 7th green, Buffalo Bill is wearing a girlie suit, and having problems with his putz.
5. No Crosby or Ovechkin!
"The Blue Shits": what Gargamel scoops out of Azrael's litter box each week.
Huh, I thought Crosby had been cleared for contact?
Would not, however, have helped Michael.
"Rollover! Good boy!"
"Play dead! Who's a good boy?"
"Now, play Al Cowlings!"
"Play dead! Who's a good boy?"
"Now, play Al Cowlings!"
Sad, but not surprising. What with all of the scandal in the air in State College.
Holy shit. I actually learned something today. Didn't wake up expecting that, but there you go.
I may be completely stoned, but for the life of me I've never understood why it's the "O's" and "A's" and not the "Os" and "As". They aren't the Baltimore Oriole's or the Oakland Athletic's.
Is the logo possessive? "This is the O's logo?" Shouldn't it be "Os'" then?
Is the logo possessive? "This is the O's logo?" Shouldn't it be "Os'" then?
So, that leaves us with three, equally-unsavory possibilities:
1) Courtney was excluded from everything because PSU didn't feel they needed their in-house counsel involved, because they would handle the coverup themselves.
2) Courtney was excluded from everything because PSU felt that he'd narc on them.
3) Courtney only SAYS he was excluded from everything and is now trying to distance himself from the coverup.
Eeeccch.
1) Courtney was excluded from everything because PSU didn't feel they needed their in-house counsel involved, because they would handle the coverup themselves.
2) Courtney was excluded from everything because PSU felt that he'd narc on them.
3) Courtney only SAYS he was excluded from everything and is now trying to distance himself from the coverup.
Eeeccch.
And even more damning part of the piece was the fact that it appears that Penn State's general counsel, Wendell Courtney, was NEVER informed of any of the incidents or investigations.
But other than that, "at no time, whether in 1998 or in 2002 or any other point in time, was I made aware or did I have knowledge of Jerry Sandusky engaging in sexual misconduct with young children," Courtney said. "Had I had any idea that there was even remotely improper conduct with children on any day since the beginning of time, nothing in the world would have kept me from being absolutely certain that it was reported to the police immediately. That is my duty."
So it appears that PSU thought they could handle the cover up so completely that they didn't even involve their head legal counsel in the event that word got out and PSU would have had to prepare some sort of defense. Not even in an advisory capacity, like "Hey Wendell, one of our coaches appears to be sexually abusing young boys. What's the legal exposure to us? What should we do?"
Hubris.
But other than that, "at no time, whether in 1998 or in 2002 or any other point in time, was I made aware or did I have knowledge of Jerry Sandusky engaging in sexual misconduct with young children," Courtney said. "Had I had any idea that there was even remotely improper conduct with children on any day since the beginning of time, nothing in the world would have kept me from being absolutely certain that it was reported to the police immediately. That is my duty."
So it appears that PSU thought they could handle the cover up so completely that they didn't even involve their head legal counsel in the event that word got out and PSU would have had to prepare some sort of defense. Not even in an advisory capacity, like "Hey Wendell, one of our coaches appears to be sexually abusing young boys. What's the legal exposure to us? What should we do?"
Hubris.
Coach K's statement has some pretty damning implications: chiefly, Paterno still doesn't believe that women should have the right to vote.
I, for one, am really excited about the new BCS computer formula:
(# of conference moves+NCAA violations)*(sexual predators on staff-AP rank)/(# of stunt uniform combinations-ESPN first round draft pick mentions) = BCS ranking
Soooooooo excited for Chico State!
(# of conference moves+NCAA violations)*(sexual predators on staff-AP rank)/(# of stunt uniform combinations-ESPN first round draft pick mentions) = BCS ranking
Soooooooo excited for Chico State!
Ah, the 1-3-1. Or, as Guy Boucher calls it, "The Maginot Line".
Matt Millen publicly breaking down live on ESPN? Where's my press conference for THAT?
Dr. Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. There's a serious problem in business class.
Elaine Dickinson: Business class? What is it?
Dr. Rumack: It's section at the front of the plane where ESPN executives masturbate, but that's not important right now.
(whispering)
Someone let a black man sit up there.
Elaine Dickinson: Business class? What is it?
Dr. Rumack: It's section at the front of the plane where ESPN executives masturbate, but that's not important right now.
(whispering)
Someone let a black man sit up there.
It was in either first or business class.
Makes sense.
Because masturbating in coach is just gross.
Makes sense.
Because masturbating in coach is just gross.
Yet another little-known Locomotive team falls victim to a nefarious entity with a questionable track record.
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Red Sox fans again miss out on a chance to send someone to the postseason.
