Clarence Rosario commented on Horndog Hero David Berson Rumored Leaving ESPN (Kissing Suzy Update)

"@MATIC: You're the one commenting on it, so perhaps try the mirror?"

Clarence Rosario commented on Horndog Hero David Berson Rumored Leaving ESPN (Kissing Suzy Update)

""Horndog Hero" is also the most popular item on the Bristol commissary menu. And on expense reports."

Clarence Rosario commented on Shattered Town Observes Anniversary Of Drunken Metrodome Coitus By Slamming Doors In Reporter's Face

"Brewer missed a HUGE angle on this story: There's a Jew in Iowa?"

Clarence Rosario commented on This Is Why Anaheim Hockey Fans Can't Have Nice Things

"Niedermeyer really didn't help things when he started banging on the glass and yelling for blood."

Clarence Rosario commented on Iraqis Now Using Favre-Based Warfare

"God help us all if they learn to deliver Farve in aerosol form."

Clarence Rosario commented on Put On Your Whitest Whites: It's Klan Night In Oxford!

"The worst part was trying to spell "m-i-s-c-e-g-e-n-a-t-i-o-n" during the games. You know, while yelling at the secondary."

Clarence Rosario commented on The Derek-Jeter-Hits-The-Beach-With-A-Starlet Photos Will Make You Miserable

"@Steve U: Holy fuck, I'm dreaming of that feature. I've said it before: seeing these fucktard unapproved comments is like being Sookie Stackhouse and reading the minds of the unwashed masses."