/whiskey dick joke
"Now I don't know about you, but puttin' your marble sack on a man's head is like puttin' socks on a rooster...you're gonna regret it. (guitar riff)"
As someone who has a long history in racing, both as a horseman and as a fan, I can say that $2500 claimer in Grove City, Ohio is exactly where the fix would be in.
Funny, my ballsack is named "the judge."
Then raping them.