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Thats nothing, this week i need 5 points from Bouldin and Rackers combined to advance in my league. Both shit the bed, i mean how do you miss and PAT, it's a fucking EXTRA point!
@AzureTexan: This guy has terrible form, arms are way to far out in front of his body, his back is hunched, and he's not starting over a stiff front leg. I'll bet he had a stiff middle leg though. ZING
@Karlifornia: To late, the Manning brothers allready have Indyfeated and Giantlyfeated cockrings on the market. Not only are they the president there also users. Check your local bar/whoreatorium for proof.
Al Davis is currently in contact with Todd Marinovich as an insurance policy.
@Reg_Dunlop: Is Pittsburgh still pissed Joe Pa didn't want to coach the Steelers?
The really mystery here is why every girl Cheetah bangs insists on making that stupid puckered up chicken lip face!?!?!?!?
@Reg_Dunlop: Lee Corso says.......Not So Fast My Friend. #4 Purdue. #12 Michigan State. #18 Ohio State. #25a Wisconsin. Northwestern(59), Illinois(44), and Minnesota(5) all received more votes via the AP Poll than Pitt(2).
@ClintonPortishead: Hey now, Michigan State doesn't rebuild, they RELOAD. Like I said they have a good basketball program, it was a couple years back they were in the final four right?; but not quite perennial powers yet… Pittsburgh is a way better football team, Iowa need miracles to beat Northern Iowa, Arkansas State, Michigan(5-7), and Michigan State(6-6) and put up a whopping 29 points on Northwestern(8-4) and Minnesota(6-6) combined. I've been in fun houses with less smoke and mirrors! I just think if offered to play for a bigger prize with more money you pull the trigger, ask Brain Kelly. If it were all about winning your division he'd still be at CMU kicking the shit outta the Bronco's....Wait he'd still be at Grand Valley State winning D2 Championships
@sweett310: The MAC teams would get beat like red head step-children in the Big 10. Central was coming off its best season in 20 years and need a miracle in Lansing to beat the (6-6) Spartans. Trust me i went to CMU were not big enough to compete.
@ClintonPortishead: I don’t have the AP Poll on hand but I’m 99% sure the Panthers didn't receive a single vote for top 25 consideration, not necessarily the year in-year out B-Ball program you speak of. But, to answer your question look at the BCS bowl games. Big 10 teams draw higher clout than Big East, plain and simple. You said it yourself Pittsburgh not in, Iowa in. Clearly Wanny’s boys are the better team but the bid went to the Big 10. You go where the respect and money is. In my opinion if Pitt was offered a chance to play they would.
Portis of course referring to the number of rush attempts per game while continuing to be referred to as a "Fantasy Stud"
@That-Dude: The team most likely to be chose would be Pittsburgh; resuming an interstate rivalry with Penn State, solid basketball program, traveling fan base, and the prestige to fit into the Big 10.
@twoeightnine: Football and Basketball are the two money makers. If your looking to have a team join the Big 11, a triple threat team like Michigan State (Football, Basketball, Crime) would only add to the exposure the conference is trying to gain.
@Bosoxfan3: If I went to all my classes every Thursday, it made me feel like less of a disappointment when I got shit wasted Thursday night and slept till 6:00 Friday
@Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: While being simultaneously disappointed with the lack of "Cow Bell"
@ArkansasFred: The real kick in the cunt happens when your prof makes you buy a $200 book he wrote. Not only is he a douche for requiring such an expensive book, he's going to collect royalties off my once a week ass, fuck that guy.
It takes Garciaparra on average 6.7 minutes to fidgit with his batting gloves before steping into the box. By my calculations it must take him 34+ minutes to change three diapers.
@AzureTexan: Don't tell that to Brian Gionta
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