Great Moments in Poop History. This one I call Red Fury.
The morning after my two-year old daughter's first time attending a birthday party, Mrs. Waugh and I frantically ready for a trip to the ER as we fear she's shitting blood.
As we're just about to head to the car, her twin brother did the same thing and it clicked: the red icing from the cupcakes.
+1. Admittedly, "what the fuck did I do?" was hardly helpful when negotiating a settlement.
My choice: [www.youtube.com]
Sheesh, the West Wing was awful. Spot The Idiots has never been easier than with fans of that tripe.
I've spent the past four years in a haze due to baby children but am finally emerging and would be up for any kind of DC meetup of Deadspin folks. Maybe BDD's Dodge City reading to kick things off?
I moved to DC when I was 20 and the past 14 years have flown by. I could consider moving, but my wife would never leave here, so here I am.
Your first assignment is to read every George Pelecanos novel, starting with the Stefanos books, which are raw and not as good as the latter stuff, but essential.
Since you've been here three years, I suspect this will seem obvious, but nevertheless:
My favorite bar is The Saloon. My favorite spot is Teddy Roosevelt Island by the river. I'm a sucker for the National Zoo. On Saturday afternoons, I walk my kids down 14th street. The best Mexican food place in the city closed last year and I haven't found a suitable replacement.
If you're still around in the summer, I BBQ most weekends and invite over everyone I possibly know, so you are welcome to join the party.
Bragging DUAN:
My car was stolen in December. Since then, I've checked the local DMV ticket reports to see if its turned up.
This morning, my car received its second ticket violation on the same block, so I went over there tonight with my keys and a screwdriver, found the car and hauled ass out of there.
The best part: those idiots never noticed my computer bag hidden under the stroller in the trunk.
The worst part: it took two hours at the police station to get my car off the stolen list. Also, I will have no chance to fight the tickets.
No advice from me. Just empathy. Best wishes.
/ugh
Your move, Old Crow Medicine Show.
Joe Paterno is only as full of shit as his stenographer Sally Jenkins.
What if Tebow claimed The Dargeeling Unlimited as his favorite Wes Anderson move?
Until HamNo writes the definitive "I was a white dude at Howard" post, he's just jerking us off.
Pictured: From "Lemme Know" to "Let Me Go!": The A.J. Daulerio Story
Agree 100 percent. She does skewer him perfectly with the quotations from him she uses throughout.
(Does warrant mentioning that she is not a teenager).
I really liked it, though can see the point that it drags a bit before the end. I think it is fair to compare Harbach's style to Franzen's or maybe Claire Messud, if that makes your decision easier.
Is it wrong of me to be so curious about how this played out with his girlfriend?
Is it wrong of me to be so curious about how this played out with his girlfriend?
More Scocca, please.
That is all.
