<![CDATA[Comments from Charles]]> <![CDATA[Comments from Charles]]> <![CDATA[Charles commented on He Totally Would Have Made It If He Only Had One Leg]]> He should be thankful he didn't try that trick on the Rock N' Jock hoop.

]]> <![CDATA[Charles commented on Blogger Choked Out By MMA Fighter For Fun And Profit]]> Time slowed down. There was a musical buzzing. I had no idea if I was waking up or going dark. It was like nothing I've ever experienced, or at least not like anything that I'm willing to admit that I've tried.

- Plagiarized from Super Trampoline Basketball kid's diary, post-injury

]]> <![CDATA[Charles commented on In Case You Are Still Undecided and Are Looking For a Viable Write-In Option]]> Portis is the MVP, but only gets a VP slot? Worried about the Bradley effect?

]]> <![CDATA[Charles commented on YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSss]]> The double lower-case 's' really drives home the victory proclamation.

Congrats dude - where does one get the "Us Can!" T-shirt?

]]> <![CDATA[Charles commented on Goodbye, Publicly Funded Stadiums. Jamboroo, Week 6. Featuring JOOSE!]]> In a direct response to the lack of discretionary spending, the '72 Dolphins will celebrate with a six-pack of Schlitz when the Titans lose their first game.

]]> <![CDATA[Charles commented on Lil' Wayne Is Fast Becoming ESPN's Most Popular Blogger]]> If Lil' Wayne gets a podcast, will he conduct entirely through a vocoder? Because that would be so Right Now.

]]> <![CDATA[Charles commented on Details In Travis Henry Drug Bust Emerge; Will Soon Become A Martin Scorcese Movie]]> CS-1 will have Henry and Carmelo Anthony on his ass.

]]> <![CDATA[Charles commented on Pour Yourself a Pint, It's the Deadspin Pub]]> As long as Milan rolls with Pato, Kaka, and Boriello instead of Ronaldinho, I like their chances.

]]> <![CDATA[Charles commented on The Papelbon Dirty Dancing Videos Are Here. Oh, Man]]> The "Blame It On The Rain" lip-sync video (complete with wigs) should have been a clue. Hilarious, yes, but still a clue.

]]> <![CDATA[Charles commented on The Game Disembowels Bow Wow in $100k Madden Challenge]]> I hope the Game realizes that even this won't make Dr. Dre respect him.

]]> <![CDATA[Charles commented on Rearranging the World Order]]> It's more difficult for us in the first stage, where one fluke could screw you over.

However, most European teams need to win their group, whereas we only need top 3 of 6.

]]> <![CDATA[Charles commented on The Post Is Certain To Experience Technical Difficulties]]> Strangely enough, Al Jazeera's coverage withstood the blackout, too.

So this time, the terrorists actually did win.

Great article Mike. What a fucking finish from Lahm; he hammered home that goal like a champ.

]]> <![CDATA[Charles commented on Remembering The Great Carl Monday]]> This story is so incredible, it landed in God Save The Fan with even less context than Poochie's introduction.

One of my favorite running gags, along w - HUGH!

]]> <![CDATA[Charles commented on Still Dancing In Turkey]]> @randomsausage:

I hope ESPN give Andy Gray a lifetime contract so we'll have him again for 2010. He's like an smarter early-day John Madden.

What I found most ironic about the Russia-Holland game is how Holland received nothing but praise for their attacking prowess in the group stage, particularly in the France game. Instead, it was Sneijder trying to make something happen out of nothing while 9 other guys watched him and Van Persie fell to the ground.

]]> <![CDATA[Charles commented on A Note From Your Editor]]> I was saying Boo-urns!

Congrats, Will. May the spirit of Carl Monday guide you...

]]> <![CDATA[Charles commented on Media Approval Ratings: Keith Olbermann]]> @TheWrathofQBEagles: I still bust out "A good craftsman doesn't blame his tools."

Approve.

]]> <![CDATA[Charles commented on Washington Little Leaguers Don't High-Five Like You And I Do]]> @WoodBatsSteelBalls: However, soda and the Purple stuff is fair game.

Where's the backstory on the article? Did the sucker-punchee throw a brush-back pitch in the top of the 7th?

]]> <![CDATA[Charles commented on Weep Not For John Terry]]> @Doyle McPoyle:

Also, USA v. England, Spain, and Argentina in the next few weeks.

Hirshey, great article. With Drogba's petulence, both Coles yelling (Joe at the ref, Ashley at his teammates), and Ballack getting in the face of Tevez, it couldn't have happened to a nicer group of guys.

Now get Shevchenko back to Milan or MLS...my Ukranian roots demand it.

]]> <![CDATA[Charles commented on Media Approval Ratings: Tim McCarver]]> Announcer from Joe Montana Sportstalk Football > McCarver.

]]> <![CDATA[Charles commented on Media Approval Ratings: John Madden]]> For Halloween, he gave out 4 king-sized packages of Reese's Peanut Butter cups and lended his name to the seminal football game of our time.

Strongly approve.

]]> <![CDATA[Charles commented on Media Approval Ratings: Dan Patrick]]> The Rakim of Sportscenter - smooth flow, intricate lyrics (um, highlight recaps), the best of his time, and a huge influence for the new breed.

Keith O. can be Eric B.

]]> <![CDATA[Charles commented on ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day]]> Bill and Ted will win Twister. This will help me shed my sense of entitlement. - Grim Reaper

]]> <![CDATA[Charles commented on Dolphins Take Jake Long First Overall]]> @Da_Mang:

How much did you see Ryan play this year? He might be over-hyped now, but he's legit.

]]> <![CDATA[Charles commented on Dolphins Take Jake Long First Overall]]> I love how Chris Long looks more like Spicoli than his Dad. So much for the Broken Arrow sequel.

]]> <![CDATA[Charles commented on Dolphins Take Jake Long First Overall]]> @bizzo5000:

Seriously - let's go St. Louis, you've had a week-long head start on this pick.

I'll be happy when they go to fantasy football timing for the draft. 90 seconds a pick, and if you can't select somebody, the NFL will assign a player from Mel Kiper's board for you.

]]> <![CDATA[Charles commented on If You Don't Like The NFL Draft, You Can Suck It: Your NFL Draft Jamboroo]]> @TheStarterWife:

One vote for the FNM version - Patton rules.

BDD, at this point, I'd read a Jambaroo preview of a random fantasy league. Well done.

]]> <![CDATA[Charles commented on Ken Griffey Jr., Quiet, Slugging Non-Steroid User]]> @TomahawkFlop:

If we're wondering why Griffey is overlooked, I'd go with small-market team and injuries over his lack of winning.

]]> <![CDATA[Charles commented on The Boston Globe Used To Have A Sports Section]]> Metro Sports Page > Boston Globe

]]> <![CDATA[Charles commented on About Last Night]]> @Afino:

I thought the same thing when I heard the announcer say "Federov" and realized it was still Sergei.

]]> <![CDATA[Charles commented on Free Darko On Boston-Atlanta]]> "Proles who became stars" is my favorite endearing insult since Roger on Mad Men told the team to "enjoy their mid-level camaraderie."

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