crazyjoedavola commented on This Woman's Baseball Card Collection Is Better Than Yours

"Still, fix up her hair, get a manicure, a few bottles of wine, and magic can still happen."

crazyjoedavola commented on The World Series Of Drunk People With Too Much Time On Their Hands

"@Father of 2 Future First Rounders: Got to be up for re-election."

crazyjoedavola commented on The World Series Of Drunk People With Too Much Time On Their Hands

"@Return_of_ClintonPortishead:What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas"

crazyjoedavola commented on 49ers Bid A High-Pitched, Frenetic Adieu To Joe Starkey

"John Sterling is now number 1."

crazyjoedavola commented on NBC Keeps Matt Millen In Their Pretty Little Cage

"@Chamomiles Davis: Even more likely if they are leading after the first week of the season."

crazyjoedavola commented on J.C. Romero Rises Up For [Dumb] Puerto Ricans Everywhere

"Do they hang a picture of Jose Reyes in his locker when he overacts on the mound?"

crazyjoedavola commented on J.C. Romero Rises Up For [Dumb] Puerto Ricans Everywhere

"Sure JC, it was just that one time."

crazyjoedavola commented on Yes, That's Pitt Atop The Polls

"Genesee Cream Ale was good when it was the only beer I could get it college."

crazyjoedavola commented on Employee No. 8 Nabbed For Early Morning DUI

"Fat,Drunk and Stupid apparently is Antoine's life ambition."

crazyjoedavola commented on The New York Giants Love Them Some Applebee's

"Although, I do still giggle whenever the waitress at Friendly's asks me if I want a happy ending with my meal."