My how far William Jefferson has fallen.
We all thought he was chasing Jack's record.
Turns out he was just going after Wilt's.
@drifter1717: IF it's the latter, I'm convinced no one in Tallahassee had the pleasure of seeing LSU-Ole Miss.
She's the pride and joy of the Braylon Edwards School of Catching.
I was a little more worried when the school banner folded over to say "Florida ate miles," and I thought it was a sign from God that Tebow enjoyed Les with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
Ward listed his phone number, so if you're biracial and have muscle defects that make you smile constantly, you know, there's a hotline for that.
Is the new SHOTY going to have a Twitter telling us how much better it is than the playoff SHOTY?
Here's hoping he becomes the OC for the Browns, drafts Jimmy Clausen, and has an open competition for QB.
And then suck even worse than they do now.
Les Miles would have just had the punter spike the ball.
He didn't take an interest in you. He was just baffled that such a loser could get to the VIP section of a Las Vegas club.
So it's safe to say Nu'Keese Ruchardson won't end up at Kansas?
@JanetRenoManchild: Yea, just like Olivia Wilde is hot for an actress and Bar Rafaeli is hot for a model, but not really that hot.
Now the girl I've been chatting with on match.com, however...
Yet I bet he tossed his visor 20 feet high when Dexter McCluster ran all over Arkansas. #olemissrebels
GM Jeff Bower, the artist who brought in Peja Stojackovic, James Posey and Morris Peterson's franchise-crippling contracts, is set to be our new head coach, despite the fact that he has never coached on any level...
Color me stoked! #timfloyd
"It could get under the skin and cause a very bad infection." #tennesseevolunteers
This should keep the ladies on their toes. #shoes
@MarkKelsosMigraine: Only because he used a fake ID to prove that he was old enough to play. #minorleaguehockey
I can practically FEEL your torturous little fingernails flitting across my stomach, and they’re making me ACHE with the desire for RELEASE!!!
Signed,
Washan Ealy #cornellbusinessschool
